Jan 7, 2024
When Greg was nine, Dipper assumed Greg already knew there was no Santa and told him the story of how he and Mabel caught their parents putting Santa’s gifts under the tree.
Greg did not already know.
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When Greg was nine, Dipper assumed Greg already knew there was no Santa and told him the story of how he and Mabel caught their parents putting Santa’s gifts under the tree.
Greg did not already know.
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When Wirt and Dippee can afford a house, a little blue bird comes to their bird house every day. They call her ‘Beatrice’ and leave her lots of bird seed.
Wirt is jealous of Dipper and Mabel’s twinness because they’re built-in friends. Since Greg is so much younger, Wirt is the de facto adult figure. It takes a lot of time, maturity and therapy well into adulthood for Wirt and Greg to see each other as equals.
Whenever Dipper gets protective of Wirt (someone makes an unsolicited remark about his body, or says something homophobic, or criticizes him for not being in control of Greg when they’re out in public) Wirt will complain and insist he’s independent and can handle himself. He secretly loves it.
Wirt remained jealous of Wendy Corduroy until the day he died.
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Wirt has celebrity crushes. Dipper doesn’t care until he and his sister become internet celebrities and Wirt actually gets noticed by some of the people he’s talked about finding attractive before. This becomes a bigger problem when Wirt is a published author and a successful developmental psychologist who has his own internet presence, albeit smaller than the Pines’. Suddenly, Dipper finds himself fighting with lurkers in the comment section of Wirt’s TikTok account
(Someone please write a fanfic about this I will pay you)
Wirt has commitment issues and it took YEARS for him to marry Dipper. Dipper waited patiently for him the whole time.
Wirt feels this deep kinship with Frodo, though he can’t explain why