#outofsmokes

① ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE ?

Since I named myself, I’m named after the characters in Ace Attorney and Outlast. Klaus is a TUA reference and a nod to my birthplace being in southern Germany. When I say my middle name is “Deliverance”, I’m being a jackass to honor my dad’s side of the family. 

② WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED ?

Good question, when was the last time I cried?

③ DO YOU HAVE KIDS ?

Not ones that don’t have four legs and shit in a perfumed sandbox.

④ DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT ?

Absolutely, I also use sailor-language and talk like a greaser who licked a dictionary as a kid.

⑤ WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE ?

Clothes, for some reason I ping the aesthetics of people pretty fast. ⑥ WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR ?

Blue. My granddad used to call it “gunmetal”, but I’ll just stick to blue. ⑦ SCARY MOVIE OR HAPPY ENDING ?

Scary movie, one of my favorite films of all time is Evil Dead.

⑧ ANY SPECIAL TALENTS ?

I have a near-perfect memory of the first three books of Paradise Lost and I can pick up celtic/anglo-saxon languages pretty fast.

⑨ WHERE WERE YOU BORN ?

Regensburg, Germany.

⑩ WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES ?

Reading shit older than dirt, writing like I’m older than dirt, getting way too into MMORPGS and looter shooter games, reading/writing comics, and sleeping in my jeans.

⑪ DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS ?

Two cats. Thunder/Fatman/Big Chungus/Hunkachunka Burning Love, and his smaller, younger counterpart Gaia/Ginger/Little Chonk.

⑫ WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY/HAVE YOU PLAYED ?

I used to do a lot of martial arts (Karate, MMA, Street self-defense, and grappling) up until I had to have my nose and spine surgically realigned and couldn’t feasibly be punched in the face or thrown across a room anymore.

⑬ HOW TALL ARE YOU ?

5′ 10″

⑭ DREAM JOB ?

Some type of haggard professor of medieval literature who all his students go “Oh, shit. He was serious about that paper” at some point in their time with me.

⑮ FAVORITE SUBJECT AT SCHOOL ?

One of my favorite classes I currently take is on the analysis of apocalypticism in medieval art, but translating Middle English is a close second.

;outofsmokes

in a moment of pure procrastinate-y poppycock,  i’ve transcribed almost an entire timeline to explain just what the hell’s going on in mickey’s canon. to nobody’s surprise, it’s connected to a certain one-eyed idiot. to everyone’s surprise, it’s also connected to preacher. 

If you belong to the 0.1% that I unfollowed willingly, you probably noticed because I either got salty and told you. You fucked me up and I told you. You fucked with my friends and I told you. You don’t know how to cut posts and I told you.

So if I unfollow you and you don’t belong to the 0.1% give me a shout-out, so I can follow you again, and kick tumblr’s ass for making me unfollow you.

OUTOFSMOKES;;

Well, it’s been a fucking life and a half since I’ve fucked around out here, huh?

Let’s put some things on Tha’ Good Ol’ Fashioned Record since some things have changed since I was kicking around here last:

The name’s MK, and I’m a poet with an english degree who spends his free time as a gallery curator at a tattoo shop. I used to be an emcee and a talent agent before I got into a Great Big Row with the CAA and Paradigm. My thesis is on comics and secondary epics/Abrahamic mysticism.

AS FOR THE BLOGS:

You might remember me from such hits as “Demonkingofnewark”, “Heroxfm”, or “Horribleblender” (Hits is a tentative term). As of about five months ago, I separated from a very long relationship that ultimately had some massively negative effects on me as a person. And when I mean negative, I mean “Massively having to re-account for who I am as a person beyond hostile influence”. That being said, a majority of my blogs were connected to this person, so I’ve had to go around uprooting a lot of canon in order to separate myself from them and gedda fecking move on with my life.

WHAT’S IN STORE FOR BOOZEPRIEST

the main difference between me and mickey is the fact that mickey would try to throw me down the stairs for derailing an eschatology lecture but i had to draw this mun/muse comparison

;OUTOFSMOKES

due to some, er. really shitty circumstances relating to my work life causing a mental health chain reaction (some insideous transphobic/ableist nepotism that cost me my job, a flare up of imposter syndrome, an instance of mockery, and the manic self destruction cherry on top), i’ve been a little slow on the draw to get to greeters/starters for new followers.