#outofpipebombs

the familiar

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people are promoting my OC

i see you guys and you're wonderful~! 

Mun: [plops down on couch and looks over at Punk] “So…what’s up?”

Punk: “Meaning?”

Mun: “You know what I mean, laze ass.”

Punk: “Maybe I just don’t want to talk to people.”

Mun: “But why? You’ve been bugging for months since my computer got busted! What changed?”

Punk:  [looks over, glaring]  “You’re the mun, you have absolute control over every move I make. You figure it out.”

Mun: “Seriously? Well, the last week and a half you’ve been so uncooperative, ever since you…left.”

Punk:  [gives a sarcastic smile and taps his nose]

Mun: “Oh.”

Punk: “Yep.”

Mun: “But it’s not like you’re actually CM Punk! You’re in my head therefor it shouldn’t matter!”

Punk: “Think about it, genius. The last week, you’ve been moping around, checking wrestling news sites, being so [gestures air quotes] ‘Pro-me’ that you’ve been anti-me. You’re not doing anything. What, because I’m not around every week to get my ass kicked?”

Mun: “…I guess.”

Punk: “Well, get over it! What’d you do when WCW ended and you didn’t see Sting every week?”

Mun: [shrinks down a bit] “Technically, I stopped watching wrestling until 2007.”

Punk: “And that’s your fucking answer? There’s a shit ton of guys on the roster that deserve just as much respect and, hell, maybe if you gave ‘em a chance, you’d have a few more favorite wrestlers! Jesus fucking Christ, stop being such a little kid, suck it up, move on, and try to RP me like I know you can!”

Mun: [sits up straight again] “You know what…? You’re right!” [stands up] “What the hell am I doing sitting around?! God, if the real CM Punk knew how I was acting – well, first he’d think I was a creeper for roleplaying him – but then he wouldn’t give me the time of day because I’m acting so childish and selfish! What would Sting think?! My idols deserve better than that!”

Punk: [mutters] “Fuckin’ right, we do.”

Mun: “Shush!” [grabs his sleeve and pulls him up]

Punk:  “Hey! Watch it! What the fuck are you doing?!”

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What? Me? From Colorado? That's ridiculous!

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