And I'm over here picking my nose in middle earth like the Maia I am.

But srsly, you're all great and if you ever require anything of Olorin, he remains your humble servant.

Except you, Sauron.  He's terrified of you.  XD  Can you imagine them sitting down to tea, though?

Erestor woke up slowly, rolling over and lightly wrapping his arm around the figure next to him. “Mh..?” he let out, frowning as he didn’t expect to feel anyone there really.

Until he remembered what happened last night.

THIS IS TO MY GOOD OLD BUDDY SAURON:

Slow Dancing In A Burning Room - John Mayer

It's not a silly little moment,It's not the storm before the calm.This is the deep and dying breath ofThis love that we've been working on.Can't seem to hold you like I want toSo I can feel you in my arms.Nobody's gonna come and save you,We pulled too many false alarms.We're going down,And you can see it too.We're going down,And you know that we're doomed.My dear,We're slow dancing in a burning room.I was the one you always dreamed of,You were the one I tried to draw.How dare you say it's nothing to me?Baby, you're the only light I ever saw.I'll make the most of all the sadness,You'll be a bitch because you can.You try to hit me just to hurt meSo you leave me feeling dirtyBecause you can't understand.We're going down,And you can see it too.We're going down,And you know that we're doomed.My dear,We're slow dancing in a burning room.Go cry about it - why don't you?Go cry about it - why don't you?Go cry about it - why don't you?My dear, we're slow dancing in a burning room,Burning room,

Dear Journal,

Annatar visited Ost-in-Edhil today… I must say I do not like his visits. He always tries to seduce people with some lousy gifts, it’s stupid. As if I would ever fall into a trap like that, he is obviously onto something very fishy.