#ottochat

[P: STOP. WASTING. Oh seven hells. HI MERCY. PLEASE GIVE ME A TOASTER. Please don't laugh... A fae convinced me going into a fairy ring with them would be fun. And now apparently we're married?? How the fuck does that work? And I've been told I have to worship mushrooms and be a good husband and I threw myself out of a 4th storey window last night for toasters :))) help

{pm} I’ve got toasters. How many do you need? Why would I laugh? Fuck fae-binding bullshit. You went willingly into a fae ring - a mushroom ring, during (I assume) mushroom season? Probably? - with a fae. That’s how it works. Fae-logic doesn’t make any damn sense to anyone but the fae. You’ll have an aneurysm trying to figure it out. 

You’re clever, Otto. Make the words work in your favor. Belief is everything. If you believe your fulfilling your promise, then that should help. 

Wait what? Why the fuck would- 

{pm} Hello Mercy. How are you? How’s life? How’s work? How’s immortality? 

I’m fine. Life’s pretty good. Work is the same as always: people lose things and I find them. And immortality is LONG. Thanks for asking.