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I like to make fanart to get attention because I am stinky. ùwú

Change my name, inform them of the name change, they send me screencaps of my new name in their contacts/send me audio files of them saying my name and using the correct pronouns for when misgendering gets bad.

oh my god kris you are so freakin gay. Also, thank you, I love you loads. Also oh my god kRIS YOU’RE SO GAY

Anyway, bc I am feeling needy and loving, I wanted to make a post about him.

Ok, so, let me tell you about Fletch.

If any of you have followed me from about Christmas, you’ll know that me and Fletch started talking properly around that time. I mean, we had shared a few asks and chatted a little beforehand, but nothing really in-depth. He also called me his writing senpai and I hid my face for an hour or two before popping up and with a voice breaking going ‘no u’. We then exchanged phone numbers because I was going through a super rough patch and needed someone to talk to. It just grew from there, really.

Anyway.

Fletch is. Hm. How to put it.

Fletch listens. Fletch is the kind of guy who will forget your birthday but remember your favorite song from an off-hand comment that you don’t even remember making. Fletch is the kind of guy who will sit outside with you in the middle of the night, wrapped in blankets because you always wanted to sit under the stars for a night. Fletch is the kind of guy who will reblog stuff that you love even though he has no idea what it is, just because you love it. He’s someone you want your family to meet, who will remember your most minuscule of quirks and make everything feel right.

Fletch is an amazingly loving soul, who has, and is, going through more hell than what he deserves, and I can only do little things to help him, but I’ll do them sure as shit. He knits, he’s got self-done tattoos. He sleeps with a small puppy teddy and he can’t sleep if there’s a lot of noise. (Sorry about when you come over man, my pipes rattle like a motherfucker.)

He’s someone I know I can trust with my everything and he won’t let me fall. He won’t let me break or hurt.

He’s someone who can make me cry when I need it, and who can make me laugh harder than what I should in any given day.

I love him a lot, and I hope he realizes it.

I’mma just list people and if someone wants to do it they can.

In no particular order;

1. Ari - Platonic soulmate and I MAKE THEM WORRY SO MUCH BC I’M ILL AND I’M SO SORRY BABAN PLS LOVE ME STILLBut let me tell you a cutsey lil story. Since just after I met Ari, I started calling them ‘Baban’, bc they’re like, 2-3 years younger than me and anyone younger than me by more than six months is automatic baby, and plus it’s an endearing term, bc ‘baban’ just means ‘baby’ in welsh.Turns out I called them it so much that they began to use it as a petname for me in return.They don’t speak welsh.But from my pov it has become such a term filled with endearment and love it just. It’s special now. Just bc Ari picked up on it because I used it so much.

2. Em - MY GIRLFRIEND HOW COULD I NOT PUT HER ON HERE SHE MAKES ME V HAPPY AND I AM V FOND OF HERI have no cutsey stories bc I am ALREADY SICKENING WITH HER JUST LOOK AT US JUST FUCKING LOOKBut no I am v v happy with her and I am v happy that she is happy with me and likes me as much as I like her and yes I am happy.

3. Fletch - My small drunken child.So I first properly met Fletch when he was drunk. O Tumblr. On christmas. Now Christmas was a bad time, basically on my own so I imprinted that on others and so I got a lil worried and sent a nice message, making sure he was alright. The response I got was basically ‘oh my word you are so cute for worrying about me’ and eventually we just talked more (with him being sober), exchanged phone numbers, and now he’s coming to visit hopefully in a few weeks (AND I AM SUPER HYPE)

4. Riley - ROOLEY. TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM ROOLEY.Riley just. Riley is just amazing idk she gets me. She gets me in a spiritual way and we just understand eachother and she makes the dadliest fucking jokes ever i swear to god. She is also like, supermom friend. I have received many momstares since we met.ALSO BOILED EGGS RILEY.

5. Debbie - Dorm mate, cutie.DEBBIE LOOKS AFTER ME AND IS IN ALL OF MY LECTURES AND LIKE, HUGS ME WHEN I FEEL DOWN AND MAKES ME TEA AND IS ALWAYS THERE AND I LOVE DEBBIE A LOT OKI also got her into RWBY which is A+ and she currently has all of my 3DS games in her room and is playing my Harvest Moon and wants to get a cow and call it Edgar bc she is a memelord.

There u have it, 5 reasons for me to be happy.