"Are you challenging me?" /"Try not to get worried."/"My father thinks you’re evil."/"Do you kids want anything? Some snacks? A condom?" (Because yasss :3)
"Are you challenging me"
Joshua rolled his eyes and turned his attention away from his beloved book again. “Honestly, you’re challenging me. I think you always seem to forget that I’m the demon, not you. Lord knows you can act like it sometimes though.” He couldn’t help the playful smile that formed on his lips.
"Try not to get worried."
"Are you seriously saying that?! Sophie! Of course I’m going to be worried. Do you have any idea of the type of people that lurk around dark alleys at night? Do you not give a damn about your life? Do you know what? No. I refuse to let you go."
"My father thinks you’re evil."
Joshua couldn’t help the smile that formed on his face at her words. “Correction, your father thinks that I’m just a figment of your imagination. He actually thinks that you’re a little insane.” He pointed out. “However, even if he did know that I was real, he’d be right in assuming that I’m evil. You just refuse to acknowledge my evil doings.”
"Can I get you kids anything? Some snacks? A condom?"
"Okay, now I’m starting to find your obsession with me and my book a little creepy. I just like to read okay? But a snack would actually be lovely. As for the condom-I’m good. Unless you’re trying to hit on me, then I’d love a condom."
