PUNTATA TRE ITALIAN!STYLE AUS: skinny!steve/thor vs l'intercity d'inverno
prompt numero tre (che era mio quindi la ship la decido io perchÊ sÏ): 'l'intercity è in ritardo e dobbiamo aspettare due ore in stazione senza sala d'aspetto col riscaldamento rotto!AU' featuring modern au thor/skinny!steve bloccati in un buco di stazione in provincia di Cosenza non ci sono mai stata ma se è come quella del paese vicino a quello di mia nonna la sala d'aspetto non ci sta in caso correggetem still co-tagging sereppu visto che è tutto indirettamente merito suo
[prompt number two of yours truly doing italian!style aus: skinny!steve/thor modern au where they're stuck in a small station in the south of Italy during winter, no waiting area and a crappy train running late]
Maybe Steve shouldnât have assumed that Italian trains would work like American trains.
 His friends had told him to beware that traveling through Italy using only trains was a bad idea, and that he was better off sticking to fast ones, but he had dismissed them and figured, how bad could it be? Surely they were exaggerating, and really, could they be so terrible? Never mind that when he looked at the options, trains were definitely the cheapest, and well, itâs not like he had the money to get here in the first place. The trip was a joint birthday/Christmas gift from Bucky, Natasha, Clint and Sam, who all knew that heâs always wanted to visit Italy and who could only put enough money together to buy him the tickets. During winter, because that was the cheapest window. And Steve had been ecstatic. But it meant that he had to cover for hotels, traveling and food expenses, and so since the trains were the cheapest, well, he figured heâd go with the trains. Never mind that winter in Italy couldnât be as cold as in New York, so what were the odds of him catching something and falling sick in the middle of his trip?
 Yeah, he should have researched it better.
 Because while he had taken into account trains being late, and he had taken into account that taking the cheap option meant old trains that might break down more often than not, he hadnât realized that some stations donât have a waiting room.
 Never mind that being in the South doesnât help â he should have thought ahead. He should kick himself in the head for assuming that being in Calabria meant that it couldnât be cold in the winter.
 Itâs damned snowing now, and his coat isnât heavy enough for that even if itâs not New York-like snow â his heavy coat is in one of the suitcases he canât drag around â, his train is two hours late, thereâs no waiting room so heâs stuck on the track waiting for it to get there already and he feels like a stereotype through and through.
 He shudders, drawing his coat tighter around his shoulders, praying that he doesnât catch a cold or worse because while at least he knows Italian hospitals wouldnât charge him if he needed the ER, he doesnât want to waste even his vacation in a damned hospital when heâs spent entirely too much time inside one back at home. As if when Bucky calls later he wants to answer âhey, Iâm currently hospitalized in some place named Pedace and Iâm pretty sure some of the nurses havenât even seen an American person in their entire lifeâ.
 âForgive me if I am intruding, but â are you all right?â
 Steve jumps at the voice breaking his train of thought â wow, whoever that was, they certainly speak English excellently. He turns figuring that heâd compliment them, and then he realizes that the man standing next to him not only doesnât look Italian at all, but â
 Well, wow. Heâs tall, ridiculously so, with ridiculously broad shoulders, a mane of long blond hair that reaches his breast, two sharp blue eyes and heâs bundled in a heavy red coat, and Steve is sure that he flushes in spite of the heat, because when was the last time someone this attractive talked to him? Yeah. He canât remember.
 âUh. Well. Thanks for asking. I am, but â well. I might have underestimated the weather. If I didnât want to look like your typical American joke of a tourist, I ainât doing a bad job.â
 âNonsense,â Tall and Handsome replies, âwhat people here call American jokes of tourists would never consider using this train. And â well, let us say that the lack of waiting rooms in smaller stations is something you learn just by experience. Nonetheless, you look cold. May I?â
 And then the guy takes off his soft blue fleece scarf and surely is a lot warmer than the one Steveâs wearing (itâs a scarf heâs had since he was fifteen and served him well back in the day, but itâs completely worn out now) and hands it over as if heâs offering.
 âOh â no, I couldnât possibly â I mean, itâs cold even for you, right?â
 Tall and Handsome merely laughs, a deep, strong laugh that makes Steve want to say something else completely stupid so he might do that again.
 âI am from Iceland, my friend. I can assure you that this cold is nothing against what I am used to, and you look like you need this a lot more than I do. Also, I do believe we are taking the same train, so itâs not as if you could leave with it and never return it, right?â
 âWell. If you put it like that â Iâll take it. Thank you, uh â how do I call you? Iâm Steve. Steve Rogers.â
 âThor Odinson,â Tall and Handsome answers holding out a hand other than the scarf. Steve takes the scarf with his left and shakes Thorâs with his right and damn the guy has huge hands â his own feels engulfed for a moment. Also, heâs warm.
 Steve swallows and puts on the soft blue scarf, which is in fact a lot warmer than his own and makes him feel a lot better at once.
 Still, Thor doesnât look that convinced.
 âAre you sure you still arenât too cold?â
 Steve shrugs. âThatâs okay. Iâm from New York, this isnât too bad. I tend to catch colds easily, but itâs no matter.â
 âThe train isnât coming for two hours at least, and it will be dark soon.â
 âYeah, well. If all else fails, you can go to the hospital for free here, right?â
 âRight, but maybe we can avoid that.â
 â⌠How?â
 Thor grins and then looks at the bar on the other side of the platform.
 âLet me buy you coffee and you shall see.â And then he winks at Steve and oh God, is that flirting? Why would a guy who looks literally out of a Norse myth flirt with him?
 Still.
 âFine. Show me your secrets,â Steve agrees, and follows Thor to the bar.
 âHow would you like your coffee?â Thor asks before approaching the lonely and bored woman behind the counter.
 âOh. Iâll have it like they take it here. Espresso, right?â
 Thor looks impressed. âWhy, that definitely does not make you a stereotype, my friend.â
 Steve has to laugh at that. âYeah, well, I always hated coffee back home, then I tried it here and I understood why. It always tasted like water.â
 Thor goes up to the cash register and orders espresso for both of them speaking in fluent Italian, and damn if Steve doesnât feel hot and bothered for a moment â the guyâs English is flawless and his Italian looks pretty much on par, but damn if the Italian didnât sound ten thousand times hotter.
 He needs to get a grip on himself.
 Steve accepts his coffee from the woman with a grazie that doesnât sound nearly as flawless as Thorâs and drinks it without sugar â she looks a bit impressed at that, at least.
 And then Thor asks her something else, and she glances at Steve and then shrugs and shakes her head and then says no and then something else. Thor insists. She glances at Steve again.
 Then.
 âSolo per questa volta,â she sighs, and Steve didnât get all of it but heâs pretty sure itâs something about something happening just one time? He did pick up some of the language in a month.
 âRight. Follow us,â Thor tells him, still looking entirely too happy, and Steve follows both him and the woman until â
 âWait, is this the station managerâs office?â Steve whispers after she leaves them there.
 âIt is,â Thor says, sounding very smug. âBut heâs currently busy dealing with the fact that all the trains are late and I saw that he was sitting in the bar on the phone. With a lot of coffee in front of him. We can stay here until our train arrives.â
 âWow. Thanks. Really, itâs ââ
 âIt was no problem. So, we have another⌠hour and a half at least. What brings you here?â
 Steve tells him about his friends in New York buying the tickets for him because he always dreamed of going to Italy, and Thor tells him that his friends must be really marvelous people, at which Steve has to agree because they are. Thor tells Steve that his father was a diplomat and thatâs why he knows so many languages â and he comes back to Italy every year because itâs his favorite out of all the places they lived in, even with the crappy trains. And then he asks â
 âWhere are you going?â
 âUh, Naples,â Steve answers. âIf we ever get there. Never mind that I had a coincidence in Cosenza but I think Iâm gonna miss that one.â
 âMost probably you will not get there before tomorrow morning,â Thor agrees. âBut that is a fortunate coincidence. I was heading to Naples as well.â
 âReally,â Steve says, and he knows heâs grinning, and he hopes heâs channeling his inner Bucky Barnes (or better, the part of his inner Bucky that is so good at charming women and ended up charming Natasha out of everyone) when he says, âso maybe you would show me around the place? Surely Iâd be better off than trying to navigate it on my own.â
 At that, he could swear that Thorâs eyes glint with eagerness.
 âThat would be my pleasure. Given that we get there in fashionable time.â
 âWell,â Steve says then, unable to keep himself from sounding very smug, and where did that come from? âSomething tells me the trip wonât be boring.â
 Turns out that the bathroom in the station managerâs office is barely big enough to house the two of them, never mind that their train arrives in ten minutes so itâs not like they can do anything more than make out for a bit, and damn the fact that Thor managed to pick him up while pinning him against the wall was doing wonders for Steveâs mood.
 And the bathrooms on the train are barely enough for Thor to stand comfortably, but then it turns out that the heating system is broken and no one bats an eyelid when Thor very casually drags him against his side and shares his huge, heavy coat with him.
 Well, Italy does have a crappy train service, but Steve thinks that he doesnât mind it one bit.








