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It's like fat wrestlers are the butt of everyone's jokes 😭.

Danhausen is the host that introduces each episode aka the Crypt Keeper

As for the episodes (let’s say this is a 8-episode season):

1) Gunther murders his business partner, Cody Rhodes, to completely take over. But just as Gunther is enjoying his newfound riches, he can no longer sleep since Cody keeps showing up in his NIGHTMARES. We then learn that Cody has returned from the afterlife and is trying to kill Gunther in his subconscious, Freddy Krueger-style.

2) CM Punk is a grieving widower who just buried AJ Lee. From what he was told, AJ died in a car accident. But that’s when Punk starts experiencing these hauntings. The twist is that it’s AJ haunting him, but she’s actually trying to tell Punk that she was murdered. And the murderer turns out to be Big E, who is playing CM Punk’s best friend and the first person to comfort him for his loss.

3) Basketball coach Roman Reigns is concerned about the fact his players - especially his star player Je'von Evans - have suddenly become professional-level players over night. When Roman digs deeper into this mystery, he learns that it’s because they have been making deals with a witch, played by Asuka. But obviously, the twist is that Asuka is trying to claim the players’ souls. It’s then up to Roman to save his team before it’s too late.

4) Married couple Rhea Ripley and Jey Uso are falling apart due to years of disagreements and a change in their priorities. This leads to Rhea starting an affair with local bartender Iyo Sky, who seems perfect for her. Maybe a little…too perfect. The twist is that Iyo is a vampire from Japan and that she’s been looking for someone to be her life partner since immortality is boring. The twist to the twist is that Rhea agrees to become a vampire…but Iyo also turns Jey into a vampire as well. So Rhea and Jey are now forced to stay together for eternity, but permanently enthralled to vampire overlord Iyo Sky.

5) Akira Tozawa, Maxine Dupri and Otis are three dumbasses who try camping in the woods. They then realize they’re being stalked by a werewolf. When they kill the werewolf, the twist is that the werewolf is revealed to be Chad Gable, the guy who let them rent his cabin for the weekend.

6) Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch are a Bonnie and Clyde type of duo, becoming the most notorious criminal couple in the 1950s. Right after pulling off their biggest heist yet, Becky gets a vision of her being gunned down by police officers. Disturbed by this, Becky tries her best to avoid this possible future. The twist is that her lover, Seth Rollins, turns out to be an undercover FBI agent and was waiting for Becky to expose the other criminal associates she was connected to. Seth, who was genuinely in love with her, tries to get her to surrender peacefully. When Becky attempts to flee, that leads into Becky’s future vision. So Seth ends up being indirectly responsible for Becky’s inevitable demise.

7) Lash Legend and Trick Williams save Bianca Belair from getting run over by a train. What should’ve been a Good Samaritan move turns dark real fast when they learn that Bianca is actually a serial killer and that she was chasing Carmelo Hayes before getting her foot stuck in the rail. So now Lash, Trick, and Carmelo find themselves being stalked by Bianca.