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Accurate guess about my work/life balance issues. But maternity leave cometh. Hopefully new chapter cometh before then though lmao. It's been a shamefully long time.
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More food for thought from the spambots
Accurate guess about my work/life balance issues. But maternity leave cometh. Hopefully new chapter cometh before then though lmao. It's been a shamefully long time.

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Me: *write write write* oh yeah this scene is fire. They're gonna loooove this
Future me: *rereading* it's Labyrinth. I wrote a scene from Labyrinth. FUCK
Also future me: you know what? Fuck it. Send it.
Lita's Fanfiction Masterlist
Only the Dead Have Seen the End of War (AO3)
Work in progress; 172k+ words and counting; this story is my pride and joy but heed the tags I beg of you, the subject matter is dark
Summary: As promised, Loki has conquered Midgard, and he rules with inhuman ruthlessness. A failing insurrection is one of the last remaining threats to his autocratic control of Earth. Carla Franco, one of the last combatants standing, fights to survive the war with her sanity in tact.
See also: OTDHSTEOW tag (wherein I talk about this story, its characters, and its progress)
Team Players (AO3) (Tumblr)
Complete; 4,591 words; filthy, slightly silly smut (Loki x F reader x F author (yes you read that correctly) x other Fs)
Summary: You live in Loki's bedroom with a very friendly group of fellow abductees. As long as you can follow a few ground rules, we're all going to have a great time.
Loki's Pet Project (AO3) (Tumblr)
Complete; 7,122 words; Oops! All Pet Play!
Summary: Loki gives you, an unwitting mortal, a "forever home" in the palace of Yggsgard. He finds pet ownership very rewarding, and you adjust quickly to life in captivity.
Lucifer, son of the morning, I'm gonna chase you out of Earth (AO3) (Tumblr)
Complete; 1,014 words; a vignette set contemporaneously with Chapter 34 of Only the Dead; Wakandan OCs plot to assassinate King Loki
Summary: B'Ntrella wasn't invited to the reception, but he came to New York with a wedding gift for Loki anyway.
Are you still with us, Guardsman? (AO3)
Complete; 766 words; a vignette set in the same place and time as Only the Dead; OC whump; there's no summary it's just one of my OCs getting waterboarded
Caribbean Queen (Tumblr)
Complete; 736 words; another Only the Dead spinoff, this time from Loki's perspective; no explicit content to warn for unless you fear Billy Ocean; much lighter/more fun than the other two vignettes.
Summary: Loki enjoys human music and develops some strong opinions.
Don't Go Breaking My Heart (AO3) (Tumblr)
Complete; 1,548 words; romcom ass bullshit; I wrote this in response to a song prompt and I don't love it, I think I should just stick to orgies and waterboarding
Summary: A long-distance situationship with an Asgardian Prince was not part of your ten-year plan. Just as you're having second thoughts, Loki graces you with his presence.
Oh cool, a hate comment.
I don't get a lot of these, and I know my story is interesting and well-written and that this particular criticism just shows a lack of ability on the part of the reader to pick up on easy foreshadowing and context clues, but this shit still sucks. Especially right in the middle of a pregnant mood swing.
Anyway, as Dr. Dre once said: fuck y'all, all of y'all, if y'all don't like me, blow me
I've had a sudden burst of creativity (hope it's not hypomania!) and want to keep writing and I feel equally strong about continuing my longfic vs. writing a smutty oneshot.
So, I want to know what people would like to read
Which fic to write first?
Chapter 39 of Only the Dead
Loki adopts a human pet

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IT IS TIME
Chapter 38 of Only the Dead is now live.
(If you're new here, you can start at the beginning if you like bonkers darkfic)
No smut this chapter. Only blackmail, war drama, murder schemes, and an increasingly grouchy God-King.
HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS
IT'S NEW CHAPTER DAY.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/42822072/chapters/167231350
But it should probably be sexual harassment training day because Loki and the Judge will seemingly stop at nothing to create an extremely hostile work environment.
Loki stop showing your dick to employees challenge (difficulty: impossible)
And if you haven't started reading Only the Dead yet, now's as good a time as any. There are now 37 chapters and 182k words of violent, sexy, bureaucratic juiciness to catch up on.
Please enjoy, and please share with any friends you want to traumatize.
Smutsgiving Chapter 36 Preview
I heard we were posting smut on Thanksgiving in the tradition of creating uncomfortable moments at family gatherings.
And, well, Loki is the king of uncomfortable family gatherings.
Since I rarely write oneshots, I give you this instead: an unedited preview of Chapter 36 of Only the Dead Have Seen the End of War, comprised entirely of smut.
This can be read on its own without context, but just in case...
Context & Summary: Loki is King of Midgard. Carla is a former rebel leader who was captured by Loki's Royal Guard about 33 chapters ago. They just got married in a very public ceremony. This was compulsary (for Carla). Carla is very drunk and on magical birth control (unbeknownst to Loki) and thus feeling rather uninhibited. Loki never had inhibitions in the first place. Ceremonial and social duties having been fulfilled, they now have some alone time.
Warnings & Content: Dubcon (both due to intoxication and due to the entire nature of their relationship). Oral sex (F receiving). Fingering. Loki has a knife. Squirting is implied.