[Imagine] When SHINee bumps into a tree!
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen- anywho hiiiii!
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Onew: loses his memory, makes a boy group full with 4 chickens and snapped one day by eating all of them and made a memorial for chickenhyun, chickenbum, chickenho and chickenmin.
Jonghyun: miraculously survives but has to get a brain transplant from roo in which he falls in love and marries a random male dog and becomes a wine mom at the age of 35 dog years and became a grandma at the age of 60 dog years.
Key: survives but wonders what the fuck is going on with everyone.
Minho: suddenly thinks that he’s cristiano ronaldo and screams at others if they say otherwise. would most likely go up to random kids and instead of passing the ball he just shows off like those annoying ass people before booting it over the fence for them to get it themselves and he would act all proud like he has scored a goal.
Taemin: turns into a murder and after he has killed two women and a child he rushed to live in London where he would turn into a roadman by making dumb ass korean drill music where he would brag about killing people, makes ends meet by selling weed alongside with copies of his dumb tracks and would stab anyone if they get into their way — possibly even kill them. He ends up getting arrested and deported back to South Korea where he was sentenced to death and the only person who managed to bail him out was his number one biggest fan, KoreanBilly.
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Moral of the story: Don’t let SHINee hit a tree, I guess…?
