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Can't stand that stuopid baka robot sometimeaJUST KIDDING I love him

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I am an alien but I'm also a pervert!! I live in a space ship and have a ton of awesome and dangerous tickle machines and contraptions. Most of them I built myself. I dipped from my home planet because everyone there was a prude and also nobody there cared for tickling, which, I am. Obsessed with, ha ha. ha. Earth is pretty cool though. I consider myself a bit of a ~geniouse~. Call me, oh Idk, a tickle scientist if you want, heh.. I like to study tickling and laughter and I'm only a little bit evil about it sometimes.

Anyway, I got a cool buddy, my finest creation and lovely assistant, Tickle-robot Tikkatee!

this is he. He helps me around my spaceship but his main purpose is tickling people for my research and amusement. He'll either do all of the work for me to view or he'll bring me someone cute to study on my spaceship myself. It's a great system. And not to toot my own horn but he is truly a technological marvel! The fluffy feathery tail that's visible on the first image is actually extendable and retractable. It retracts kind of like the cord on a vacuum actually (haha). And the doors on his torso hold highly advanced dimensional technology inside which allows him to summon a plethora of different tools for tickling, his go-to of which being a ton of additional robotic arms. It also allows him to teleport himself and others. He's quite smart and has many systems to analyze any given targets weaknesses (or preferences!) effectively and precisely. Though he is quite proud of being a machine, he's recently started to develop a bit of a personality beyond his main programming. Somewhat odd, but I find it quite cute.

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bless you. :)