osomatsu san clown au headcanons
Ahh I can’t believe I forgot to reply to this post! It got buried in my ask box, I’m so sorry… but do I have some clown headcanons for you!
Osomatsu - Your regular party clown. Just an average bozo. Thinks squirting flowers and pies to the face are still peak comedy and you know what? He’s right.
Karamatsu - An edgy Jared Leto Joker-esque kind of guy. The only one who thinks he’s cool is himself. Slides into girl’s DMs asking if they want to be his Harley Quinn. They don’t.
Choromatsu - A Pierrot. He’s a respectable clown who takes his job very seriously, which, when you think about it, maybe he shouldn’t since he’s, y’know, a clown. Also, geddit? Pierrot? Huh?
Ichimatsu - A Juggalo. No need to put much effort into the costume apart from the make-up AND he gets to carry a machete. Perfect!
Jyushimatsu - A court jester. His jokes and goofs are beyond the comprehension of people from this age. And from other ages too. He’s just altogether incomprehensible.
Todomatsu - He’s just decked in decora kei apparel so he can look cute. That’s not an actual kind of clown, Todomatsu! Change your costume.
Bonus:
Iyami - French mime. No need for an explanation.
