#oscturi

• somewhere between 30 & 40

• finnish

• got his degree in California

• worked for the nfl, mostly the colts (that’s why Oscar got so huge)

• I’m 100% sure he was handpicked by Kim

• mark talked in a podcast about them: Artturi lives next door and he is as introvert as Oscar. Mark said sometimes they just communicate with gazes and one word sentences and that scares him

• he is single (I guess)

• he is a really really proud man (wearing Oscar’s cap, cheering for him in spa, THE handshake where Oscar went for him first, Artturi hugging the team and lifting them up when Oscar wins)

• so I’m guessing he is feeding a praise kink we didn’t know was there

• in general he seems to be really motivational (jogging with Osc etc)

• he is ALWAYS there? And I mean always. The Monaco sport thing last year, vacay in Australia, the bbq dumb from Austin last year - he basically committed his whole life to Oscar

• again .. living next door. For WHAT?

• he is specialised in lower limb mobility (think what you want about that)

Oscar and Artturi for the Behind The Scenes Of The F1 Opening Titles!

+bonus :P oscar

i tried to include as many oscar ships in this list as possible.

holy grail: lestappiastri, carcar, maxcar, choscar, loscar and oscmark. i feel like this tier is self-explanatory if you follow my blog

criminally underrated: pialbon, geoscar, liscar, osceban. pialbon is also holy grail but no one talks about them so they had to go in this tier. osceban's here for their friendship more than anything.

i've read some banger fics about them: oscthur, landoscar, zhouscar, piastrell. honestly i've semi gotten on the piastrell train solely because of @darkisms ficlets/posts about them.

love this (platonic): piajar, ricciastri, vestri, shwartstri, pierscar, piastas. we need to talk a lot more about how much isack hero worships/looks up to oscar. the way he talked about him in his rookie season was so sweet!

love this (familial): gabscar, piastella, pialonso, sebscar, bearstri, tomscar. i have an agenda and that agenda is that gabi is oscar's son. seb is oscar's bio dad and nando is the dad that stepped up and no i will not accept criticism on this.

no thoughts but i could be convinced: oscturi, lewscar, jackscar, pedroscar. actually i want someone to indoctrinate me with lewscar and oscturi i just don’t know enough about their lore/crumbs.

not for me: pianelli, hulkstri, colapinstri, lanscar, chescar. i've said before i just can't get behind pianelli because to me kimi is a child. i almost put them in the familial tier though because i do like the idea of little brother!kimi.