Short king: Orov
Guy who doesn't speak a word of english: Ovechkin
Himbo: Oshie
Teen adopted by the whole team: Leason
Feral Child: Wilson
Rehabilitated Penguin: Sprong
Team dads: Backstrom, Ovechkin, Kuznetsov
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