#ormondhsacker

Okay this idea may be more complicated than a request normally allows for, so feel free to ignore it. But I keep having this thought about Poe and Finn facing each other down during the battle in the Jakku village. After all, Poe shot Finn's friend. What if Finn rather than kneeling down, had shot back at Poe? (Sorry, I'm evil. I know.)

For Finnpoe and agegap archiveofourown(.)org/works/5864833.

I don't know if I've mentioned it but

Okay, but don't think of Kes Dameron either. Left to raise his son alone, giving the boy all the love he has. Who tells him stories of all the great things Shara did and how much she always loved to fly. How proud he is when Poe says he want to be a pilot too and even prouder still when Poe is accepted in the New Republic Navy. And whatever you do, don't think of the small stab of pain he'd feel when he saw their son in that orange flight suit, looking so much like his mother.

About who tops? Neither, they never get around to it. There are far too many other fun things to do when having sex - Poe is partial to oral and Finn just likes having Poe's hands all over his body - and anal takes far too much preparation, so the times that they try they both end up sated and laughing before they ever got there. And that one time they *really* tried to go for it they ended up a tangled mass of limbs and giggles, and decided to give up on the whole thing.

For that anon who was wondering if Finn or Poe topped I have an answer for them, but I don't want to make you uncomfortable by sending you (slightly) sexual contents. It's not very sexy, just a bit. (Or anon can just pop over to my inbox if they're that eager for an answer.)

It's your birthday? *throws confetti* Happy birthday. (Don't worry, I'll pick it up later.)

@the Jar Jar Abrams anon. That's what the Star Trek fandom have been calling him since 2009. So JJ does stand for Jar Jar, at least to us.