#original chips

If one more person asks me why I love original flavoured chips I'm gonna flip out and pour salt in their eyes

 i consider myself to be a considerate person because i tuck away the ends of all the cords that are lying about so that my family members don't step on them and die

For years before I could read properly I thought that "original flavoured" chips were pronounced oh-RING-gul and this one time when we were shopping mum asked me what flavour chips I wanted and I said "oh-RING-gul" and she cracked up laughing and I didn't understand what was going on

people tell me i'm funny until they realize they found i was funny due to my weirdness

I would rather hold this popsicle stick in my left hand or hold it with my teeth while I type than walk a few footsteps to a bin and get rid of this painful nuisance of a piece of wood.