*if Wynonna came into possession of a megaphone. prompt unintentionally given by deputy-haught-sauce*
Wynonna, directly into Waverly's ear: hey are you two --- it's just me calm down --- are you two finished having a moment?
Wynonna, directly into Nicole's ear: hey nicole i was wondering --- what? i can't hear you, my voice is too loud!
Wynonna, directly into Doc's ear: do you want to kill some --- WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THE GUNSLINGER MURDERING EYES?
Wynonna, directly into Dolls' ear: hey sexy dragon --- fuck OKAY IM SORRY I WON'T DO IT AGAIN
Wynonna, directly into Jeremy's ear: are you gay? oh hey doc. yeah we're just ... bro-chilling, you know.
[bonus, they get their revenge on her later]
Wynonna, fast asleep:
*the entire BBD family hiding behind the sofa with her megaphone*
all of them, simultaneously: WE'RE ALL OUT OF WHISKEY AND DONUTS
Wynonna, abruptly waking up and panicking: WHAT? CODE RAINBOW. NO. CODE BROWN. UH. WHAT COLOUR ARE DONUTS? BEIGE?
CODE BEIGE! oh... hey guys. you look... well. did you... did you get more stress wrinkles lately or is that just me?
OH SHIT. TACOS ARE TASTY. TACOS ARE TASTY!
