#ordont

Vs.

People who have been writing wild- smutastic fanfics about Link where he says: “Ya that’s right you love my master sword.”

options:

1: They're both Sparrow's (pretty likely), Hero is the Chosen One of the prophecy, but who gives a crap about a dumb prophecy, Normal's the one getting the work done

2: Hero is Lark's from The Cheating Incident, Normal is Sparrow's (pretty likely). This makes both of them the first born of one who released the Doodler and either or both of them could be the Chosen One. Unless the prophecy is specific about who did the stabbing, in which case Hero is the Chosen One, circle back to option 1

3: Hero is Lark's, Normal is Sparrow's, BUT: you question whether Lark was actually the one that did the stabbing (these two have quite the Parent Trap history and we still haven't gotten either twin to explain what their 12 year old logic actually was in that moment). In which case Normal really is the Chosen One and they've thought it was Hero because the didn't know The Cheating Incident resulted in a pregnancy until... probably now.

4: Hero is Sparrow's, and, assuming Lark lied about not sleeping with Rebecca again, Normal is Lark's. Either of them could be the Chosen One unless the prophecy is specific about stabbers in which case Normal is the Chosen One.

5: Hero is Sparrow's, Normal is Lark's, but--see option 3 about possible StabberSparrow--Hero is still the Chosen One, circle back to option 1.

6: Based on Rebecca's willingness to cheat on Sparrow, Hero isn't biologically an Oak at all and doesn't qualify to be the Chosen One, making the Chosen One Normal.

7: Hero isn't biologically an Oak at all but adoption counts in this universe and she's still the Chosen One, circle back to option 1.

8: "the one who released the Doodler" does not refer to Lark or Sparrow but the Doodler itself, having influenced it's own release. Rebecca's "accidental pregnancy" with Normal was actually an incursion and Normal is a straight up human incarnation of the Doodler--therefore chosen by the Doodler--to be its last attempt at reaching out to humanity, seeking love and affection through the only benign role it's ever been given: being a mascot. and so--

My point here is: if something happens some of us are on your side and would actually help instead of asking weird questions and acting all creepily. Anons with weird powers against anons with weird powers, would be a fun competition to out-anon each other!

I guess that's . . . better.

I wish people understood that love isn’t just a word or a simple one-sided notion. Many people can’t comprehend the love that they give and receive because they don’t know who they are, what they deserve or what others deserve.

I am in love with someone who doesn’t understand love. She doesn’t know what it means to simply give herself to me in ways she wouldn’t others. She never understood that. She doesn’t know what i need. Sometimes it seems like she knows me in ways i don’t know myself and it’s tempting but never promising. I wish she understood because maybe she would love me back, love me the way i should be loved.