Jul 26, 2016
"HEY YOU SLACKERS! Get back to work!"
“Why don’t you get back to work you lazy skull. Oh right you’re just a paper weight.”
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"HEY YOU SLACKERS! Get back to work!"
“Why don’t you get back to work you lazy skull. Oh right you’re just a paper weight.”
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-draws a beard on smol Illidan map-marker-
Illidan looks at his map marker and notices the addition.
“Gul’dan I don’t have a mustache.” He said with an amused snort. “How did you even put that on there with no hands?”
"Hey bestie. When you come back in Legion, will you come pick me up? I'm in this dusty shitty bank vault in a corner and a spider made a nest in me."
“I will consider it but you look so comfy in that bank vault and I’d hate to displace the poor spiders.”
☄ "Are you reeeeeally over the hot Priestess? What if she and the bear woman wanted a threesome?"
Illidan growled in annoyance shoot death glares at the skull.
“Yes I am really over her and have been for ten thousand years. If she wanted to sleep with me I would do proper thing and tell her no. She belongs to younger me anyway I don’t sleep with another mans woman.”
"So Illidan, how's things? It's been a while since we talked if we don't count that unfortunate... Thing yesterday. So, how's it going? How is the wife? You didn't tell her she smells like bear again did you? Oh, remember that?" -laughs- "It took a special kind of grovelling to fix that hoof-slip, didn't it?"
“Thing’s are just fine Gul’dan. Shanarra is fine, the kids are fine, I’m fine.” Illidan snorted at the skulls remark but humoured him with a mischievous look on his face.
“Nah, I just took her up to our room and gave her one of the best nights of her life to make up for my transgression.”
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"USE ME AS A PAPERWEIGHT WILL YOU?!! I am Gul'dan, Darkness Incarnate you giant batlike buffoon! Fuck you Illidan, fuck you with Kael'thas pretty sword!"
“Settle down now will you. You may have been mighty once but now you are simple skull in the hands of a Batlike buffoon was it?” Illidan smirked turning the skull over in his hand.
“I could fly thirty feet above the ground and drop you to shatter and there would be nothing you could do about it. I could smash you against that wall in a rage and again you could not stop me. So tell me how powerful are you really, I would argue I’m more powerful than you aren’t I?”
“So why don’t you shut up or I will put you in your place Orc.”
"Illidaaaaaan why are you packing? Why am I not being packed? You will come back right? RIGHT?!"
Illidan turned to where the skull was sitting on the nightstand.
“Because Shanarra and I are going on vacation so I need to have clothes and what not. You aren’t being packed because only Shanarra and I are going on vacation the kids are staying with Tyrande and younger me. So you’ll be here at the house.”
“Malfurion is supposed to drop by regularly and check on the animals so please don’t give him grief.”
“Yes I will be back, I just need a nice long break from this place.”
"Hey Kittydan. You do realise your squeeze is a demon now, right? She's not as innocent as you think." - Druid!AU
“Uh huh, and you do know how old I am right? I’m far form innocent as well you stupid talking skull.”
Illidan hissed he was still surprised every time that thing talked what on Azeroth did it want.