If you like my Tumblr, chances are you will like at least one of my (way more frequently updated) Twitter feeds:

@selfishsteam Jokes and not-jokes from me, the person

@FieldSexts Archaeology-themed sexts

@Orcaskine Webcomic star and internet personality tweets from the void

@LiveDrunkTNG I get drunk and live-tweet episodes of Star Trek

http://lukemahan.com/orcaskine/preorder.html

Okay guys, time to put your money where your butts are mouth is. Pre-order the complete collection of over 200 Orcaskine strips now to help with printing costs and receive your copy (or copies) by March 2012.

20 dollars gets you a high-quality, handmade hardbound book with all 200 original Orcaskine strips plus bonus material, unreleased strips and other sketches. I will personalize all copies and draw whatever you want inside, and if you live in Portland I will personally deliver your book(s). As a special LA Zine Fest bonus, I'll deliver to you in Los Angeles if you order before Valentine's Day. Free shipping elsewhere in the US, and we'll figure something out internationally.

I'm sure there will be other stuff included, such as stickers, maybe some buttons, and the nude self-portraits you've all been clamoring for.

If you had a job, your hamburger habit wouldn't be driving us into bankruptcy! Are you even listening to me?!?