Iâve finally figured out why I really dislike Twink Whizzer!
So, in âThis Had Better Come To A Stopâ Marvin sings the line âthatâs what pretty boys should doâ, and Iâve always interpreted this as another example of Marvin thrusting Whizzer into an unrealistic role. We all know Marvin treats Whizzer like the woman of the relationship, expecting him to cook, clean, serve him, and be generally feminine. However, Marvin also puts Whizzer in the category of âpretty boyâ in addition to âwomanâ.
Whizzer is, in many ways, more traditionally masculine than Marvin. He knows more about and is good at sports, heâs tall, heâs what one might call a âplayerâ. Especially how Stephen Bogardus plays Whizzer in the OBC, he is not a stereotypically gay man. This, obviously, is not okay in Marvinâs eyes. He sees his own failings of masculinity through Whizzerâs performance of it, and this makes him incredibly insecure, so he forces Whizzer to be âthe feminine oneâ. The gay one. The pretty boy. The twink.
So, when Marvin calls Whizzer a pretty boy, that is a slight against him, thatâs Marvin trying to force this idea of a âsmall, feminine, non-athletic loverâ onto him because it makes him âthe manâ in the relationship. Nearly everything Marvin does that hurts those around him is not done because he hates them, but because he hates himself (thatâs a whole other point but anyway). So, Marvin calls Whizzer a pretty boy because itâs everything Whizzer isnât and Marvin can never accept being the less masculine of the pair.
This analysis is running on a correlation between the terms âpretty boyâ and âtwinkâ but I think my point stands even without that.
Whizzer isnât a twink because just like Marvin is trying to force him into being âthe womanâ heâs making him take on an effeminate, not traditionally masculine role.
Oh and one more point! Unrelated to all this! The term twink refers to a gay man traditionally between the ages of 18-25, or at least appearing young like that! Whizzer is balding! Whizzer is not twenty years old! If I see one more person make Whizzer like twenty-four and Marvin like thirty-seven I will lose my goshdamned mind!













