I do not have caveats. I do not have to qualify anything. I hated this season from moment one to the last. Red flag, after red flag, became cruelty after cruelty. Adapting Baby Jenks that way, the stupid fucking TikTok filters on everyone, the AI slop looking credits sequence, making the band 40 year olds Lestat hates, the idiocy of children in Halloween costumes for an adult book that had just been released, little Claudias at his door and it meaning nothing to Lestat, the music sucking violently dated ass, the "bi/pan means hypersexual" of it all and that is NOT what drinking blood is or requires WHAT, Daniel being an incurious and apathetic version of himself, blood no longer expressive of emotion but empty splatter, vagina vagina vagina, it SUCKED ASS THE WHOLE TIME. There is no credit due. I saw it for what it was immediately and I was right. It just got worse and more hateful all the way to the bottom, into fucking oblivion. Gene Wilder "You Get NOTHING" unto infinitum, fuck you, Rolin Jones, and fuck Hannah's we more or less adapted The Vampire Lestat. Lestat wasn't here. Lestat never stepped foot on that set.
