#or 15

Who would like to sit and hear the minutes of my BruMis (aka Sleeping Slaves, which holy shit Callie why did you do that) agenda? All of you? Excellent.

Cos here’s what happened. 

So for the past 3 months I’ve been writing about Bruno giving Mista a life-changing dicking, and Mista going out and looking at the sky different after. @cocojumbohno​ this bud’s for you.

The Re-Education of Guido Mista (Ch. 1/?)

RATING: E for Explicit, not Everyone

PAIRING(S): Bruno Bucciarati/Guido Mista, background Bruno Bucciarati/Leone Abbacchio (this chapter), eventual Mista sandwich on Abbaccccellati bread

SUMMARY: Guido Mista is curious about Bucciarati's private life. Curiosity gets the cat its cream. But then Mista has a bisis for about 3,000 words, and later there’s a threesome.

EXCERPT: 

The deadly grin Bucciarati flashed at Mista was as familiar to him as it was unsettling. He smiled, nervous, even knowing he was not - yet, anyway - the target of Bucciarati’s expression, before his brain caught up to his superior’s words.

“Wait. I’m saying. A girl likes you, right? She like likes you.” Mista shifted in his seat, leaned in close, conspiratorial, as if proximity would help Bucciarati see his already plain point. “You’ve got a chance at scoring with her, bro! I mean, boss! Don’t you think the right thing for your friends to do, the morally just thing, would be to contribute financially to your success?”

Bucciarati rearranged the cookies, still gazing thoughtfully at Mista. He uncrossed his legs, crossed them again before speaking.

“Mista. I’m saying, if a lovely girl like that expressed interest in me, I would politely decline.”

Bucciarati watched as Mista’s face contorted through every emotion at once, visually puzzling out his meaning, until-

“Oh. Ohhhhh.”

Because I like vamps and such

Marinette

Vampire, Cirque Du Freak Kind

She's mentally and physically 13, but since she was turned at 12 years old and she's half vamp, she ages slowly

1 year every 5 years but she was barely turned so she's good

Her parents are full vamps, thankfully they turned when 20 years old and knew how to read and write

Marinette was born a month before her parents were turned so they're both 32 in human years but look to be about 21 or 22 much to everyone's surprise

Pale pale skin

Has sharp nails and strong hair

Communicates telepathically with her parents so they know she's Chat Noire

Plagg makes jokes about her being a vamp but does care about his holder when she's suddenly low on energy

Everyone respects Beetlebug but everyone else in Paris fears and respects Chat Noire once they notice how she's fast and such

Once secretly drank blood from the akuma and threw up because of the awful energy taste

Wears a lot of sunscreen much to everyone's amusement in school

She loves garlic bread and loves pranking her friends who know she's a vamp

Adrien

Is a nymph

He was adopted by Gabriel and Emilie was he was a week old

He's vegan, very allergic to meat

All of this is based on a book I read but I forgot the name and some stuff

Once he reaches a certain age his back suddenly slowly starts to grow a flower

Alya

Human

Nino

Snake boy

His body is covered in scales

Has a forked tongue

Chloe

Succubus

Jennifer's Body kind

Goes after criminals that Beetlebug and Chat Noire can't go after

Adrien and Sabrina both try their best to try and make her feel better when her energy is low

Was sacrificed by a cult that lived in the motel, but because of...certain things she's done, out girl wasn't at all pure so she was turned into a succubus

Sabrina

A fae

Tries to stop people from making a promise when she's around

Groans whenever she hears their name since now they have a debt with her

Has sharp teeth and wings behind her back

Rose

A literal angel

Well...the body they have is a vessel

The poor girl was close to death so Rose possessed her body

Juleka and Luka

Both are snake people

Juleka though kinda takes after their father and is more of a ghost snake person