#optimal orca

How are all the blurbos doing?

(hope you no mind if we use this ask to show off a funny to slightly serious silly moment in tandem of another ask

"Hey uhh... Commander?"

"Why are you calling me Turrs?"

"Well we have a little issue.... M-maybe"

"I'm not Commander anymore, I'm pretty sure that was made clear by, that "forced honorable discharge" Right?"

"Yeah... I know.. I know..."

"...."

"...."

"Where's Bell..."

"B-... Busy.."

"Why. Are you. Calling. ME?"

"Marsh took a bad tumble..."

"TURRENT."

"Off a cliff."

"WHERE THE FUCK IS AIAN?!"

"Rixx's got him, we got him he didn't fall all the way... Uh- A- Bell's dealing with Var'nis... I know you can't do much... I just know if you found out later you would've- forced yourself to get here..."

"YOU THINK I WON'T RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!???"

"Abel... We both know, how'd ya react learning later than now. Rixx's got him, he's ok."

"He's a rookie TURRS!"

"And, he's also rather hardy, s' ok... We got this-"

"When you get ahold of Bell..."

"Uh- oh."

"Bring his ass to this phone, NOW."

Name chosen; ... Turrs?.. Oh that's a nickname ha ha)

"That box is a bit heavy for ya... Why don't cha let me handle it for ya buddy.. We don' want Rixx havin' an aneurysm again from ya gettin' injured-"

"Oh uh... Who-... Um well... Marsh is the chef of our platoon, but I don' mind cooking myself at points-"

"I got it- I G-A AACHK!"

"Spelled my name right, s' ok... Um- I like my job as a way to help people but being a soldier still has its... Well, a looot of setbacks... Yes- Yes sir, I apologize for not keepin' a better eye on Marsh..."