#ophiolore

hello NETIZƎN fans yes all 3 of us

source material and extra under cut vvvvvvvvvv Please watch it if u havent its swag

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mkay so I've been watching NETIZƎN a LOT recently and I wanted to make headcanons about my pookie ophiolore since I love him a lot

I'm probably gonna start posting less and less since life is kicking my ass rn lol

I'll also leave a link in the comments to NETIZƎN Act 1 if you wanna go check it out for yourself, i recommend it a lot!! :]

Now onto the thingy

# Ophiolore General Headcanons

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(⁉️💭) - netizen headcanons

(characters) - ophiolore

(‼️warnings) - mentions of drinking

(summary) - headcanons about ophiolore chyphunk

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♨ this man stopped giving a fuck 20 years ago

♨ I'd like to think that irritability runs in his family.. assuming he has one

♨ his mom is the only one who's rather easygoing

♨ he probably likes gardening and traveling

♨ considering that he's not a registered netizen it'd make sense he'd travel a lot

♨ Speaking of him being unregistered, it is basically Chyphunk tradition to remain that way with how his family never cared about registration

♨ you guys are all gonna hate me for saying this but he's a tsundere. sorry i write the rules I don't make them

♨ he does that specific hand pose every 5 minutes. You know the one i'm talking about. no one knows why he does it. he does not know why he does it. he just does

♨ naturally an unkempt person. in fact, he kinda struggles to keep tidy

♨ sassy but not all too classy

♨ tired mother vibes. like look at him.

♨ "I do not care who the IRS sends" vibes

♨ smells like cigarettes and citrus

♨ probably helps Seed with baking since I figure Seed would like doing that and would also become best friends with ophio

♨ if he ever needs to be alone, there's this really great bar he goes to

♨ believe it or not he's a lot nicer when he's drunk

♨ fortunately, they serve both registered and unregistered netizens

♨ he doesn't have the best memory. like he'll forget four things you tell him within a few hours

♨ he looks like he'd sound Russian or something. don't know i just know he'd have a strong accent of some kind

♨ brittle bONES MAN he's ANCIENT HE'S AT LEAST 25 NEARING HIS MID 30'S PROBABLY

♨ please just leave him alone that's all he wants </3