i want you to know that theres a particular intersection near my job that i pretty much have to pull forward into the crosswalk to be able to turn. but now I have a very vivid image of a half eaten caesar salad being slapped mercilessly onto the hood of my car every time it happens
It may not be today. Might not be tomorrow...but nothing is gonna change the fact that a salad will be tossed at your car.










