Georgierre? Lancierre? Yukierre? Pierreste?
whooo! thanks very much for all the cool ships, my love π let's do this!
georgierre: doesn't make sense, compels me. pierre gasly and george russell? before that clubbing video in 2022, i would've laughed at you if you even suggested it. the idea of those two together just seems so far-fetched, y'know? but after that video... well. them together still doesn't make much sense, but now i think it's confusing and hot. (and i think george and pierre probably think the same thing π)
lancierre: this is a tricky one... in most cases, i would classify it as doesn't make sense, doesn't compel me - except when it's written by very specific trusted mutuals (phoebe), in which case it does compel me. the main reason i don't usually go for this ship is because, unfortunately, i don't like lance stroll. at all. however, just sometimes, i do think he would look hot getting bent over by pierre... so, yeah. it's complicated! xD
yukierre: makes sense, doesn't compel me. the thing is... i see the appeal of yukierre. i really, really do. some of the things those two have said and done in alphatauri videos... wow. but - and this is literally just a matter of personal taste - i only like yukierre as a platonic dynamic. i don't even really know why, but romantic yukierre just simply doesn't work for me? i can see why it works for other people, but it just doesn't hit the right spot for me. i absolutely adore them as a platonic duo, though!!
pierresteban: makes sense, doesn't* compel me. there is a little asterisk next to the doesn't because, well... in some very rare but very specific cases, pierresteban does compel me. (i am only a girl, and a girl who loves childhood friends to lovers, at that! so sometimes, the whole childhood friends to enemies to coworkers to ??? of it all does get me going for these two.) but this is the exception, not the rule: in general, i'm team "the only french-speaking pretty boy that should be shipped with pierre is charles." this is especially true on race weekends, when alpine/esteban has pissed me off and i want that man so far away from my baby boy :murderkitty:
so yeah! that's four ship answers - hope you aren't TOO mad at me for them, lmao. ilysm and thanks again for asking <3333
(f1 ships categorisation meme)