#ooooo shit

Also,

Oh boy smooching time 😆

Thank you so much for the ask!! 💛 I’m going to answer the “ooooo shit” one here because I got another ask about the Poison Taster one so I’ll post the snippet and summary there. (And I love that terrible 80s cartoon so much that i can’t resist the oh boy smooching time title lol.)

Okay so “ooooo shit” is my take on Twilight Princess zelink where they eventually become friends and fall in love years after both getting dumped/their hearts broken by Midna at the end of TP. It’s mainly humor about Zelda accidentally getting pregnant but not being able to legally marry Link since he’s a Farm Boy™. And so Zelda, incarnation of wisdom that she is, is just like, “Virgin birth! This is completely thanks to Hylia’s blessing because I refuse to wed. #blessed” And declares Link the “godfather.” #subtle But the baby looks exactly like Link with those eyebrows so everyone in the entire kingdom and beyond knows.

A snippet: 

“Link, I’m pregnant.”

Zelda announces it without preamble, practical and blunt as always. Whereas Link thinks his mind may have turned into a pile of chuchu jelly, for how long it takes her words to sink in.

Link gazes out across Hyrule Field, hoping the rolling expanse of gently swaying plains will give him answers or help solidify the goop that is the current state of his brain. Grass and dirt scrunch up between his fingers as he attempts to ground himself.

“What?” Link blurts out without thinking, instead of saying anything intelligent or good or supportive. “Why? How?”

Zelda fixes him with a flat stare.

Another excerpt under the cut...

THEY’RE STARTING TO BUILD THE SET FOR WANDAVISION

MARVEL IS BUILDING A CONSERVATORY IN VISION & WANDA’S HOUSE.