#oony

Sirius walks into the empty Gryffindor common room with a box of chocolate frogs for Remus. He walks up the stairs to the dormitory and sees Remus sleeping soundly. Sirius quietly sets the box of chocolate frogs on his bed and sits next to him.

Remus wakes up and looks at Sirius. He then notices the box of chocolate frogs and sits up.

"Are these for me, Padfoot??" Remus exclaims.

"Of course," Sirius blushes, "it's for our one month anniversary."

"Oh, Merlin's beard! I didn't get you anything, but I'm so happy! Thank you!." Remus kisses Sirius out of excitement.

Sirius is shocked, but kisses him back before Remus pulls away.

Remus's face is bright red as he looks at Sirius.

"Well, I should buy you chocolate more often if that's going to happen." Sirius laughs and smiles giddily.

"Oh, Padfoot. You're horrible." Remus says and playfully punches him in the arm.

"Hey! Why'd you punch me Moony? I just got you chocolate." Sirius jokes and kisses him.

James walks in during the middle of their kiss.

"FINALLY!" he yells and Sirius breaks the kiss.

"Prongs! Get out." Sirius tells him.

"HEY, EVERYONE!" James yells down the stairs to the common room. "THEY FINALLY KISSED!"

An assortment of different whoops and hollers carry up the stairs and into the dormitory. Remus's face is bright red and Sirius is laughing.

Peter walks in and discreetly gives James 10 galleons.

Sirius notices and says, "Were you guys seriously betting on us?!"

"Of course, I bet it would take a month into your relationship. Wormtail said a month and a half." James smiles.

"Prongs, you're a jerk." Remus says and lays his head on Sirius's shoulder.

"Alright, I guess we should leave you two lovebirds alone." James winks at them and leaves.

"It's almost time for supper. I just thought you guys should know. So, don't get to into it. If you're late McGonagall will have your heads." Peter says and leaves.

"I guess we should go down to the dining hall." Remus says and stands up.

In Support of the New York Orcs

So, the One Ring was destroyed, and Saruman’s army disbanded. But what happened to the thousands of Orcs and Uruk-hai that found themselves on the losing side?

Fear not, dear readers, for they moved on. Some ended up in New York, where they picked up new skills, such as apiculture.

One intrepid New Yorker, Harry Aspinwall,  has made it his business to track down this Mordor diaspora, and put a…