you know the coelacanth. i know the coelacanth. we both love the coelacanth. but may i ask you to consider the humble, the sleek, the incredibly fast bluefin tuna.
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i am. INCREDIBLY excited to see how this one turns out. the giant isopod is currently my reigning champion favorite animal and the anomalocaris has fought its way through the wild card bracket to even get to this point. two amazingly weird crustacean competitors i cant WAIT to see how this goes
OWEN'S NEXT TOP BEASTIE: EXTINCT ANIMALS WILD CARD ROUND 1
SPINOSAURUS VS. ANOMALOCARIS
Spinosaurus
Anomalocaris
Voting ended onMar 27, 2024
information + propaganda under the cut!!
Spinosaurus
Bio: Spinosaurus were river-dwelling carnivores that lived during the Cretaceous period. Their name comes from the distinctive 'sail' on their back, made up of seven-foot tall spines. Spinosaurus was a strong swimmer and a fierce predator, hunting almost exclusively in the water. Its skull was long and crocodile-like, with greater bone density for more control over its buoyancy, and it's currently the largest known carnivorous dinosaur at ~46-59 feet in length.
Propaganda: these dudes are fuckin sick. my favorite dinosaur by a long shot and i shouldnt have to explain why. also every new discovery seems to steer them away from being a sick ass carnivore to a duck billed weirdo and im so here for ittttt
Anomalocaris
Bio: Anomalocaris were the greatest thing to happen to the Cambrian period. These funky little bastards had a body structure so unconventional it defied classification for years. They were apex predators of the Cambrian ocean, and one of the key species in defining the predator-prey relationships we recognize today. Giant compound eyes for visual hunting, huge grasping tendrils out front, and a segmented body- what's not to love?
friends. romans. mutuals. the time has come for a new favorite animal. the giant isopod's time draws to a close and it's time for a new champion. because i am both incredibly bored and incredibly autistic, there is only one was to do this.
BEHOLD
THE BRACKET!
i have a strange obsession with running tournaments and im making it everyone else's problem! 64 animals, divided up into birds, fish, mammals, and everything else that i didnt have enough of to get a whole side of the bracket to itself (there is also an extinct wild card that will be decided shortly before the miscellaneous bracket). all of these creatures are ones that i personally enjoy, and they're seeded based on personal preference, so i have no idea what the results are going to end up looking like.
why am i doing this instead of just picking the one i like best or, better yet, not doing this at all? because it's fun. dipshit.
if there's a certain animal you feel deserves the world that you want to send in propaganda for, here is a form for that!
with the exception of the wild card poll, which will run for a day, each round will be open for a week. after the polls close, tournament standings will be updated and the next round will begin. higher resolution brackets under the cut:
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