#onoa13beta

So.

Gabby found out.

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Eddy had been trying to move things around in my room to warn me, but even when he could knock things over, apparently he was hardly able to do anything beyond that. And no matter how much we tried, there’s nothing that will let him talk.I mean. He’s had three weeks to… find his way around things. He’s resourceful and Bill’s smart. If there had been a way for him to be more present physically– he’d have found it a long time ago. And -slash- or, Bill would’ve found a way to destroy it without me noticing.

It’s been a very busy evening till now, so with Bill around I couldn’t focus on crafting things like sock puppets or whatever. But of course if there’s anything I can do to try to help him, that’s my top priority– well, after making sure that Bill isn’t planning the end of the world or something.I mean, I started trying to make one while he was knocked out, but when he came to he immediately told me that it wouldn’t work and that I shouldn’t “follow blindly what cartoons say.”(Dixit the character coming from said cartoon, yeah, I know.)

I don’t trust him at all so I’ll still try to give it a shot ASAP, but…Well, in the meantime he still told us about… another method.

It’s not that great, but… It’s still something.

I mean. Now I can know what he’s saying.

Sooo. You’ve been waiting for it, now it’s time to tell you exactly what happened on that day. Here’s the first part of one little tale.

​B: @learnwhentoquit, Gab. Must be the one thing that has the most data about that case, at least for now. Or hey, maybe you could check out the AO3 version too– but that one hasn’t been updated yet, so careful with it. We’re lucky that author’s striving for “perfect retelling of the exact events”, now they’re willing to rewrite the whole thing just to correct a few background mistakes I let them do the first time around.

G: … You can’t be serious.

G: But you’re still the one who… “inspired” them into writing that thing, weren’t you? Like everything else here.

B: Well, yeah, I’ll give you that. By the way, it’s no use trying to contact them, ‘kay? You know my methods. Most artists I help have no idea I was the one who gave them all the basic ideas.

G: Yeah. You didn’t even make deals for that, right?

B: What, I couldn’t risk to get them suspicious or feel guilty about “creating” a fandom about things that already exist and happened before. B’sides, in that case I don’t even need them to do me any favors. I mean, they’re already doing it by getting their stories famous, aren’t they?

G: But that’s the thing that I just don’t get. I can see why you’d “inspire” professional artists into making these– I mean no, I still can’t understand what the heck you’re doing that for, but– now fanfiction? That’s too far, Bill. That’s just getting way too far.One single cartoon, I could get. Gravity Falls was nice enough and it had you in it. But did you really have to make sure that all the rest would already have a fandom here too?

B: Two things, bud. First off, as you know, we’re here to tell the truth. But given how complicated it is and how long it’d be to tell everything, I just, y’know– tried to have some other professional storytellers tell some parts of the puzzle in advance, see. So that all I have to do when my part comes is to just tie everything back together.Second, why fanfiction this time? Simple: the videogame Undertale was already out. And though it was some fantastic job with awesome new ideas that I never even told him about, that Toby guy kinda distorted things a lot more than I expected. And by that time, that Molly girl hadn’t even been kidnapped yet, so I had no idea she was supposed to take part in the equation! So given that I lacked time, I had no other choice but to offer that plot to the only type of workers who could get something out in just a few months. Easy.

G: Ugh. I just can’t believe you’re saying that like if it was normal to just have some random artists publish stories about people who already exist and have them develop their entire psyche and personal lives! It’s just– you didn’t need to go that far. Never without their consent!

B: Gab. I want people to know the truth. You can’t do that without getting at least some intimate secrets public too in the process.

G: Or dozens. Or all of them. Even Molly and her family now! They’re from this freaking universe, dammit!

B: So what? Why would they deserve a different treatment just because they’re from the same Plane as you?

G: She’s still trapped there! Since you know so much about what happened to her, why wouldn’t you save her instead, huh?

B: Oh, really? Well, you know what? I actually was the one to put an end to that thing. If it weren’t for me, this game would’ve gone on and on for much longer than that! Granted, I arranged things so that she’d be the next one on the list. But that’s because she was the only one who could’ve ever put a real change to things! If there was any way to make sure that the kidnappings would stop, then it had to be through her, and no one else. She had to be the last victim.

G: … Ugh. I can’t even believe I’m arguing with you.

After that, like I said, she untied me only when she realized she didn’t have anything else to ask me for now, I guess. Well, anything she could put into questions, that is. Ha.If you wanna hear my two cents, she’s just being crazy and dumb. I got no evil plans folks, I told you before! All I wanna do is teach you what REALLY is going on here. This is what this blog is made for! I’m only here to tell you the TRUTH.

… Starting with what happened between us, I guess, since that’s what you’re wondering about for now.Okay, it’d probably be better if we took it directly from the start. So, backstory time I suppose!