Int. Kitchen - Day James walks into kitchen, just off of work, sits down on stool and unwraps pita Daniel Paul (brother): (to James) Can you believe Mom made me a sandwich today with just lettuce and cheese?! James: (to Mom) You MONSTER. Mom chuckles Daniel Paul: AND, she didn't even know there was a bomb threat at my school today. James takes a bite of his amazing pita. Yoranda(mom): WHAT?!! Oh - my GOD!! What happened?! Daniel Paul: Don't even worry bout it, it's not like like you care. Yoronda: NO, tell me! Daniel: No you just want to be in your pajamas on craigslist all day and not even watch the news. James: Wow mom, your son could have been dead all day, and you wouldn't have even found out , till....at the very LEAST 9pm. Yoranda: Don't say that James! Daniel Paul: SEE?! James agrees. James, not really agreeing and just stating fact, and now teasing at this point James: And I definitely wouldn't have found out till it was on #buzzfeed ....(to yoranda) Which STILL would have been before you, even buzzfeed would have found out before you. And JUST lettuce and cheese? I can't even look at you, just a dead son (shaking head) and lettuce and cheese. Yoranda: Staaaawwp! #familyvalues #familymatters #onlyyoranda
