Mar 14
hey so how do you re-box pandora, put the genie back in the bottle, and unsummon fury, also taro lastname is banned from talking to ultron
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hey so how do you re-box pandora, put the genie back in the bottle, and unsummon fury, also taro lastname is banned from talking to ultron
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" nick fury is NOT my grandpa- "
@onlylmd | " ya know, yer a funnier piece o' shit then i thought ya'd be. care fer a cuban? " fury, holding out a box of cigars.
« Ta, but you misunderstand, mate. 't wasn't a joke, you can't really deal wit' certain creatures without making 'em actually explode. Some jus' won't listen, you know what I-- »
Wait wait fucking wait, did he just say 'care for a cuban' ? Did he just take out an honest to God, ACTUAL box of ACTUAL cuban cigars?? The ones that each cost like an entire month of rent?! Ohh he always wanted to smoke literal money wrapped in the shape of a huge cigarette.
« Oh yeah I'm the fuckin' funniest piece of shit ever actually. » Needless to say, his hand is already reaching for one of them.
" everyday, clint tests my patience. "
@onlylmd // steve starter
"To save time, I'm going to assume that you're here because something blew up in your face and you need me to help you clean it up. For your sake, you should make your piece quick before Tony spots you and gives you a what-for."
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@onlylmd sent ☎️ from [ x ] <- accepting !
NAME:
fury’s contact information depends on logan’s current mood with him and which way he decides to interact (burner phone, normal, just showing up, etc). currently, his phone contact is just titled “Nicholas”, before that, it was “Do Not Answer.” and before that, “Colonel”, and before that, “DO NOT CONTACT”. there was a very brief period of “Nicky 👎” but it was almost immediately changed to something else.
RINGTONE:
nick’s primary contact is actually one of the few logan has changed the ringtone of from the default. usually, he just changes the vibration pattern. his is “sixteen tons” (the johnny cash version). if you get it, you get it.
PICTURE:
this also depends on logan’s mood. currently, there’s no photo. previously, there had been a photo of a drunken nick as the icon, and some time before that, an unflattering photo of one of his lmds.
LAST TEXT SENT:
[TXT -> Nicholas] : Stop showing up to my place unannounced. Fucking cripes.
" yer welcome fer the photo, logan. "
( onlylmd ; yeag )
“Yer not making me want to burn it any less.”
“Heh. Then you’d really be a flamin’ asshole.”
" i know yer obsessed with me. "
( onlylmd ; sorry logan ily )
Logan’s face is a purely pissed off— and then it morphs into a smug grin.
“I’m obsessed with you?” He’s laughing. Really, really laughing. “If yer gonna claim that, at least call it equally mutual.” He smiles further, fangs flashing from where they dig into his cigar. Smokes fills the air as Logan leans back in his seat, exhaling. The scent of tobacco calms his senses, just a little. “S’pose that’s what war does to fellers like us, eh?”