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📲 IF ADAM & EVE HAD INSTAGRAM

Let’s be real—if Eve were alive today, she wouldn’t need a snake to manipulate her into bad decisions. She’d have a ring light, a trending TikTok audio, and an OnlyFans link in her bio.

👩‍💻 Genesis 3:17, Revised for the Social Media Age:

"And lo, Eve did posteth on Instagram, captioning her thirst trap: ‘Felt cute, might delete later 😘.’ And the Lord did block her in all things."

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