#oni thoughts

Bonus: One of the guy’s friends asks if it isn’t crossing a line for the guy to talk about his SO’s fetish. The guy quickly adds, “Oh, they're OK with it. They're into light humiliation. Just enough so that they want my friends to know they’re a little fart sniffer. Once you officially become friends with them, you can even start teasing them about it."

you were all alone, casted away for your unsightliness, burdened by your ugliness, seeking an embrace from a person who would love you unconditionally in spite of everything. but you couldn’t grasp that reality by blood, rather, you have spilled it. still, you have luckily chanced upon finding warmth in others anyway—the vampire’s soft clothes, the wolf’s gentle strum on his guitar, the spider’s tender touch, the fox’s bright laugh, the crow’s kind beckoning. they have found you, and they have accepted you; you are part of them, a place to belong to. it may not last, you know that it may not last, but in your chest where you are keeping them, they will stay for eternity, because this is the beautiful world that nobody knows. even in separation,

Someone with this condition would have to find a partner who is totally fine with farts squeaking out during foreplay, and then getting louder and longer as the sex gets more intense.

Bonus: When you leave the bathroom, you find the pack of guys waiting for you outside. They actually want to apologize: they realized that there was one other person in there and didn’t want you to think they were gassing you out on purpose. (Of course, if you befriend these guys, that doesn’t mean they’d never want to gas you out on purpose in the future…)

And the non-gassy person realizes that not only is their partner not done farting (and they won’t be for HOURS) but that they truly haven’t witnessed a case of the farts until tonight.

Basically, one person (A) in a relationship is into gas while the other (B) is still nervous to fart around them. A, determined to make B more comfortable with letting it out around them, starts "rewarding" B every time they happen to fart. Usually, this involves "coincidentally" coming in for a kiss, pressing it softly on their shoulder, cheek, or lips.

Sometimes I fantasize about sexy farts. Sometimes I fantasize about wholesome ones.

… or a gassy sub in a relationship being “forced” to wear these pieces of clothing all the time. Whenever a fart slips out of them, their dom SO loudly comments on how accurate the clothes are.