Edit several hours later: Someone genuinely explain it to me. Why do you all love her so much? Why do you all wanna dip your doinkers in tar? Why? Trust me, as someone who grew up around smokers and unknowingly dated a smoker, she will absolutely reek. How did I unknowingly date a smoker, you ask? Well, I genuinely thought she had a medical condition that made her smell like death and taste like shit on a bonfire, so it never occurred to me, and she saw fit to lie about the fact that she smoked to me too.
So why Yani? Even the grossest among you could probably do better. I promise you, she will stink out your house and make your knob smell like mackerel. She literally draws on the floor in poo. Don't be a girlfailure, be a womansuccess.