#one shared braincell

Imagine, for a moment, the ensuing hilarity if Crowley and Aziraphale rewrote the Book of Life together:

Aziraphale would split music into two categories, classical and ‘bebop’.

Reversely, Crowley might entirely forget about novels when categorizing books.

Jane Austen would be a famous bank robber and novelist.

Crowley would make sure that all appliances and cars and such worked just because they are expected to.

Plants all over the world would live in fear.

Maybe they‘d even revise each other’s entries, Aziraphale sighing in resignation, Crowley grumbling and brooding.

What else does everybody think they would change, willingly or out of sheer incompetence?

Two professional drivers, one shared brain cell

Those texts in our office are not just for display.

And then a few scenes later Crystal asks him -

Is there anything in that crazy infinite backpack you could use?

And he replies -

It took Charles years of research and practice to learn how to use it. If I stick my hand in there it is liable to be torn off!

twin grandmaster of demonic cultivation