Artemis was fifteen — grown up, as she often declared, much to Ares' dismay. ( Certainly more grown up than all of her brothers and sisters, at least. ) That meant that she could have grown up discussions with her father, who she found sitting on the couch. The house was quiet, otherwise ; her mother had taken the rest of the brood out. Artemis was glad for that. She would have been mortified if Ares heard any of this.
"Hey!" Artemis sat down next to Jack heavily. Her smaller hands reached over and closed his book. The teenager's blue eyes sparkled as she looked up at him. Their shade matched Jack's exactly.
"I have questions." Artemis scooched closer. She had chosen a dark denim jacket for today ( swiped from Jack's closet last year when she decided it was hers ) and a pair of blue jeans with the knees torn out. The faded t - shirt she wore featured a jazz band that she seemed far too young to know — but she was his. "So, Dad ... how do you know when a boy likes you? Like, likes you? This guy tried to kiss me yesterday after school, but I didn't want it. I hit him good, and, uh ... Cindy says I shouldn't've, y'know — that he has a crush on me or something stupid. How was I supposed to know, though? Seriously, how was I supposed to know?"
— @onceyourgod ( artemis ), unprompted.
The petulant “I was reading that” would have been humiliating on anyone else, but for Jack—who was entirely unashamed of matching his kids’ energy—it was just another Tuesday. At this point his kids knew that as long as he was home, he could be interrupted; the work ethic he carried from before fatherhood was as true now as it had ever been. Besides, any part of Artemis’ life she chose to share with him was infinitely more interesting than the book he was reading.
Even if, by the end of her spiel, he found himself muffling a laugh into the side of his fist. Artemis’ attempt to specify seriousness did little to stifle his amusement (and, somewhere deep down, a quiet sense of sadness that came with realising his little girl wasn’t quite so little any more).
“You weren’t,” came his answer, throat cleared after, “if that makes you feel better. This guy just tried to shoot his shot—it’s not your fault it went poorly.”
He wanted so badly to ask her how she decked him. With much effort, however, Jack held that curiosity back.
“You got your own life, right? And since you don’t like-like” – God, that term brought him back – “this boy, it’s no fuckin’ wonder you didn’t notice anything going on.”
Sitting up properly, Jack slung his arm over the couch, body turned to face Artemis as he looked down at her.
“Now... are you asking me how to tell if a boy likes you ‘cause you’re curious, or ‘cause you feel bad for kicking his ass?”













