#on him

oral fixation

There there needs to be a study on the obsession that Madonna stans have with Michael and undermining his success because they’re jealous that Madonna didn’t and still hasn’t come close to the fame he achieved.

Like with this logic, we can also say that being confused on why people stan Michael instead of Madonna is racist, right? 

Why is it every other day that I’m seeing a madonna stan talk about Michael and how he didn’t deserve the fame and popularity that he managed to attain. It’s so weird and low-key has micro aggressive undertones! like they can’t believe a black man had managed to become the biggest artist in the world.

“Me? No, I’m knee deep in pussy. I just like the name so much I can’t get rid of it.”

“He called her…well, a bad word. Cunt. Welcome to LA.”

“Talking monkey, yeah, came from the future. Ugly sucker, only says ficus. Detective lessons tomorrow. Don’t forget.”

“You asked, chief.”

“No, she’s just resting her eyes for a minute. ‘Course she’s fucking dead, her necks broken.”

“What were you thinking?! My 2,000 dollar Vektor my mother got me as a special gift?! You threw that in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake, you think they’ll find my pistol?”

“Look up idiot in the dictionary, you know what you’ll find?”

“No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!”

“This shit better be improving your acting.”

“Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.”

“What, fuckhead? Badly’s an adverb, who taught you grammar? Get out. Vanish.”

“Die.”

“Blow me. You forgot this.”

“No, my question, I get to go first, why in poo-perfect hell would you pee on a corpse?!”

“I’m not a nice man, Harry. Go home before something bad happens to you.”

“Merry Christmas, sorry I fucked you over.”

“You’ve reached the offices of Sentron Inc., leave a message.”

“Okay, you’ve got thirty of my fucking seconds, thrill me.”

“This is not a book. This is not a movie.”

“I think you wouldn’t know where to feed yourself if you didn’t flap your mouth so much; yes, I think you’re stupid.”

“Harry, no one’s gonna dust the fucking dog!”

“You don’t get it, do you? This isn’t good cop bad cop, this is fag and New Yorker. You’re in a lot of trouble.”

“I’m gonna break your nose now.”

“Eight percent? Eight?! Who taught you math?!”

“You, stop multiplying!”

“I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls!”

“Don’t steal any more shit. You’re not a punk.”

“Well the zoo was closed, so I thought I’d come here and look at an animal.”

“Harmony was right. Her sister was murdered. You pulled the trigger. It just took this long for the bullet to hit.”

“Get your fucking feet off my desk.”

“Please stay for the end credits. If you’re wondering who the best boy is, it’s someone’s nephew.”

“Now go, vanish.”

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