My Shut-Eyed Thoughts on Scandal
Um I’m sorry, was that True Blood I just watched?  I’ve seen child birth videos that were less graphic than that!Â
Tell me what’s more twisted: A woman being forced to change her stance on abortion or Cyrus crying?
Hmm young Liv is listening to “Ben”, the most disturbing Jackson 5 song…the irony is not lost upon me lolÂ
Do we HAVE to see the tracking chip being removed??? Look, Shonda, why don’t you just spare me all this nasty detail and write down what happened on a pink post-it note? Thanksss
Oh snap the moment of truth! Mama Pope is about to convince Liv to eat actual food!!!! Â Ohhhh whoops false alarm :p
Damn Scott Foley just gave Fitz the read of the century.  Yeah, Fitz you’ve got your whole team doing your dirty work while you sit drinking scotch and decorating houses. Take your silver spoon and shove it
Is Cyrus seriously buying his husband’s bs?  I can’t tell if James is a bad actor or the actor playing James is a bad actor.  OR maybe they're both bad actors...or may I'm a bad Re-actor *cue the twilight zone theme song*Â
OMG if Liv doesn't shut the hell up about this friggin jam in Vermont. WE KNOW YOU'RE HUNGRY. Go to the Wawa down the street and buy a lean cuisine or something!
This whole Langston story line is just sad. Â First, she reveals her husband is unfaithful, then she has to forfeit what she believes in for votes, then Cyrus comes in and pisses all over her hopes and dreams, and then her husband has to go bleeding all over that beautiful rug. Â Girl can't catch a break!
How can Cyrus be mad at James for something HE orchestrated? Didn’t you hire an assassin to kill him last season?  Wwwwhatttt are you upset about?
And to piggy back on that: Cyrus, you're really going to try to deny James custody of little tyquasia quvenzhane beene? Â How the hell would you even have time to raise her on your own? Using your child as leverage in a divorce...disgusting and shameful! Â Oh wait, I would totally do that.
