#olliestonem

Send ✉ for a written letter from my muse.

Dearest Oliver,

You asked for a custom illustration but did not pay me, but because I don’t find you entirely insufferable, I have enclosed in this envelope a small inked portrait I have drawn in my spare time of Garfield the Cat in a speedo with a speech bubble above it that says ‘That’s life in the big city, man’. I hope I got his mannerisms correct. Please submit your thoughts in text form, as I do not want to pay for any more postage.

Sincerest Wishes and Fondest Memories,

Asa Holland xoxo

Dean: Hey man, do you have a fire extinguisher I could borrow?

Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Romantic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Emotional attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme Intellectual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

— ✿ 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭

harry: I need your opinion — do you think this a good picture for some kind of advertisement? More specifically, a gym :)

Honestly, I was prepared not to like you. Not because of anything you did, but just because I believed you couldn’t like your friends’ exes. But when you literally echoed my thoughts about exes in the middle of the Christmas tree maze I knew you were the exception. You surprised me. You radiate positivity and would be someone I’d call for a fun night out. (so we should plan that soon)

send me “!” for my muse to tell yours what they really think of them.

“You’re a very odd and sometimes infuriating man who I adore talking to. You make me aware of more about the world than I think I care to admit- and while we’ve only really met in person once, I do cherish the drunken conversation I had with you while literally carting you home that one night. We should probably see each other again sometime.”

I think I took you for granted, especially in the times we were together. I always felt like you had expectations I couldn’t reach, but now I’m thinking maybe I didn’t try? Like... maybe the expectations were really just me projecting what I thought you wanted? I dunno. I wish I handled it differently, but I think you’d probably be better off without me at the moment. Anyway, I wish you happiness, you deserve better things than me, Ol, and I hope you get them.