Ollaiyon kids will never exist outside of FFTD because Baby Pacha fucking destroys Ollie’s nuts after the end of Cosmic Fury just because she can.
She’s that desperate to make sure Ollie doesn’t ever touch Aiyon.
She literally crashed through the window on the first date and knocked Ollie’s chair over while Aiyon wasn’t looking.
She sleeps in between Ollie and Aiyon, closer to Aiyon bc fuck Ollie.
Just if Ollie breaths within her (massive) earshot, he will be beat up by a baby.
Also if Baby Pacha survived the PRDF finale, she probably would’ve just fucking killed Dripgoo, BC ONLY SHE CAN FUCK UP OLLIE.
She also would’ve tried to sabotage Zayto several times purely bc she wants to avenge her mother.
She also eats Ollie’s new birth certificate. And the next one and the next one and the next one and the next and the next one and the next one…
Just don’t be near Baby Pacha or be named Ollie or Zayto. She’ll be fine with you as long as ur not evil.
You know. I know I’m supposed to feel bad about Ollie, but as we ALL know how I feel about Ollie, I’m simply gonna cackle. Baby Pacha LOVES Aiyon and despises both of his boyfriends for playing with his feelings </3
She does like Ollie’s mom tho. And Solon. And so Solon and Dr. Akana need to protecc their respective sons from the wrath of Pacha. Neither of them do a very good job.
