me: Oh, boy... People really weren't joking about BONES having the hots for Reigen.

*local fraud appears on screen for the first time*

Found an old Twitter archive today. Not on purpose. That makes it worse.

2013 me thought vague sarcasm was a personality. Thought tweeting at 2:47 a.m. was a form of journaling. Thought every minor inconvenience deserved a public opinion.

“Can’t believe people still use Facebook lol.” “Coffee is my entire identity.” “Retweet if you hate mornings.”

Bold statements. Zero legacy value.

There was also a tweet that started with “Unpopular opinion:” It was, in fact, unpopular. And not for interesting reasons.

Scrolling felt like watching a stranger borrow my face. Same name. Same account. Different brain version.

I laughed. Then I stopped scrolling.

Some things are memories. Some things are digital evidence. And some things do not deserve to survive another decade online.