#okimistarter

“You ever hear your siblings start talking and you immediately just wanna smack them upside the head?”

“You seem a bit... lost.”

“Oh for fuc-- I care about you. And not just because it’s my job. If anything, my job would make me care about you less, because you make it so difficult. But no. Here we are and I happen to like you, you absolute imbecile.”

“Do you like making my job hard? Because I’m convinced you enjoy it.”

“I am bound to you with a tie that we cannot break.”

“What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?”

“Do you need to vent? You look like you need to vent. I’ve been told I’m a good listener.” It sort of came with the territory, but that was neither here nor there.

“You ever hear your siblings start talking and you immediately just wanna smack them upside the head?”