#oikawa papi

-> A/N: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH IDK ;-; I want to punch myself for remembering these but lol. AGDJDJDJJDJD I REMEMBER SO MANY ASSHOLES-

-> Characters: Kenma, Tanaka, Daichi, Ushijima, Tsukishima, Oikawa, Atsumu, Akaashi, and Sugawara

-> Part 2

-> KENMA KOZUME. Downloaded a bunch of movies for you because you wanted to watch them but they weren't available on illegal movie sites and you're too scared (and boomer) to download them yourself.

Also: He asked for a list and a flash drive. When he returned them the next day, he actually created a folder entitled 'Movies for you to watch this week'.

-> TANAKA RYUUNOSUKE. Planned a specific date for the both of you to watch h*ntai after school. You're both nervous, not gonna lie since it was the first time for the both of you. Was it worth it? No. The both of you were disgusted.

-> SAWAMURA DAICHI. Rode the same bus with you when you were wearing a sleeveless dress. It's not that he's reprimanding your way of clothing. He just didn't trust the other men around.

-> TSUKISHIMA KEI. Literally ran after you because you started running even though it was raining and you didn't have an umbrella with you. He was like, "What the hell were you thinking?"

-> OIKAWA TŌHRU. Sent you a 'Happy father's day, Daddy' on Father's day. Later that night, he told you you could fuck him as a Father's day gift.

-> USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI. TONE DEAF MF 💀 AND YOU WERE TEASING HIM ABOUT IT. Constantly asking for a voice record with him singing Never Enough and he actually did. Please appreciate his barely audible voice and his voice cracks <////3

-> ATSUMU MIYA. Flooded your gallery with his selfies just so your parents could see them and they'd think he was your boyfriend. Do you see the logic in that? 'Cause I don't :\\\\

-> AKAASHI KEIJI. The man of ✨ aesthetics ✨ but he let it slide when he saw the amount of (stupid) selfies you took using his Snapchat (and you posted them, breaking his aesthetic reputation :(((( )

Note: HE KEPT THEM AFTER ALL THESE YEARS DHDHDHSH THEY'RE STILL THERE!!!

-> SUGAWARA KOUSHI. Had a thing for make-up and gladly did your make up for you for a school event one time. YOU WERE ROCKING THE WINGED EYE LINER, GIRL 🥺

“Why do you only kiss me when I’m sleeping?” + Oikawa Tōhru

Pag isusulat ko ba, kikiss mo ko sa singit? 🥺👉👈

Also, kamusta batuta ni Kita-

ATTTTT SHET I LOVE THIS 🥺 NAKAKAIYAK I FEEL SO SINGLE

Oikawa has a lot of fangirls, everyone knows that.

So, this kind of made you conscious whenever you are with him.

A/N: My classmates did lots of weird shit when it comes to research papers GSHSHSHS

TANAKA RYŪNOSUKE was petrified upon learning that he is part of the first batch who defends their paper at day 1. He swore that he's bringing an electrical cord on his presentation day for 'backup plans' and he really did. It was on the room during his presentation.

YAMAMOTO TAKETORA was desperate to let the 1st years take his questionnaire survey but they were all hard-headed. Frustrated, he went in into the 1st years' class and answered all of the surveys. He went in the room to be considered as a 'first year'.

AKAASHI KEIJI sends his final research paper's softcopy to the groupchat our teacher made intended to collect the softcopies. He accidentally sent a draft that was named 'If this gets rejected, I will fuck myself'.

KENMA KOZUME stares at the teacher's face when he asked for a consultation. When he was asked why his results and discussion ended that way, he only blinked and looked away.

SUGAWARA KŌSHI was calm before his presentation time - that was a lie. His laugh was hysteric. He talked to others (who were also waiting for their turn) with that ridiculous laugh and when he was already done presenting? He went out of the room still with that hysteric laugh.

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI suggested to feed the panel frozen vegetables at lunch. Everyone laughed, thinking that he was kidding but he only gave us a blank face as he said, "I'm not." and that made us all shut up.

OIKAWA TŌHRU asked Iwaizumi if the formula he used for his research is right. Iwaizumi explained that the formula he used is intended for descriptive type of research and his was a quantitative. Oikawa fell silent for a couple of seconds before telling Iwaizumi to let him copy his formula.

"But mine's a descriptive and yours is quanti-"

"It doesn't matter."

MIYA OSAMU was asked by his teacher with the theory he chose. (Why did he use this theory? Does this theory relate to his study?) Osamu stared at his teacher for a couple of seconds before shrugging and said, "It sounds cool."

Everyone was told to head to the school library to start working with their researches' introduction. HANAMAKI poked the class president's shoulder and asked if he could read a book about Snoopy instead.

MIYA ATSUMU had a habit of twirling his face towel using his finger. The teacher told him to not bring his towel during his research defense. When everyone peeked on the room as he presented, his hand were twirling at his side as if he had his towel with him.

During a mock defense, HINATA SHŌYO was asked a difficult question. Hinata stared at his copy, then to his teacher, then to us (classmates). He inhaled sharply before his eyes watered as he said "I don't know."

BOKUTO KŌTARO surprisingly defended his research well. When he was asked to leave the room, he nodded. But the moment he took a step off from the platform, his entire body collapsed and the panel saw how his entire body was shaking terribly.

At that day, we were supposed to pass our printed draft YAMAGUCHI TADASHI unfortunately was not able to print his draft and we are no longer allowed to leave the campus. He stared at the paper for a couple of seconds before asking me, "Will teacher accept my handwritten draft?" and he had an ugly penmanship.

It was the day before the defense day and the teacher requested for us to stay so she could brief us and recheck our final paper one last time. MATSUKAWA ISSEI stared at the amount of students gathering around our teacher. After a couple of minutes, Matsukawa sighed as he placed his bag on his shoulder and left the room without having his paper rechecked.

Teacher requested for KUROO TETSURO during class. She explained how she literally saw Kuroo's research title online. His study has something to do with video games. Kuroo scratched his nape as he told our teacher to change the video games to computer games instead.

KITA SHINSUKE proposed 'Vegetables as a Possible Factor that Affects Students' Social Anxiety'. Everyonr was pleased because it sounded unique but this was immediately discarded by our teacher.

• The sexual tension between me and this hoe? Immaculate ✨ pero she's my hoe kaya bark bark back off 😠

• Ang makahula kung alin ang lines ko, may libreng kiss sakin 😏

• Characters: Oikawa Tōhru, Kuroo Tetsurō, Tendou Satori, Sugawara Koushi, Miya Atsumu, Bokuto Kōtaro

Oikawa Tōhru

Kuroo Tetsurō

Tendou Satori

Sugawara Koushi

Miya Atsumu

Bokuto Kōtaro

You all say they're a snack so might as well bring the snackery to the next level smh.

Let's start with Oikawa. DEFINITELY ARGENTINA CORNED BEEF

HINATA WOULD BE STAR CORNED BEEF

KAGEYAMA would be San Marino Corned Tuna because it's one level lower than Argentina and Century Tuna in my humble opinion

USHIJIMA would be CENTURY TUNA THE TOP TIER OF ALL CANNED GOODS BITCH YOU SHOULD'VE BECOME A CENTURY TUNA

OSAMU and ATSUMU are Bingo and Lami because they literally taste and look the same (THEY TASTE LIKE IRON WTF)

IWAIZUMI is Chunkee because he is meaty af and chunky

KITA would be 555 Sardines Spanish Style because he taste like ✨ nature ✨

"DON'T THROW SCISSORS." and “That’s my ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.” + Oikawa Tōhru

HEY HEY HEYYYYY AND I SEE, MY PAPI HUH? You have taste bb

Also, JDHDJSJSJSJSJ have I asked of your name na? Kasi I feel like hindi pa HSHSJSJSJ

Oikawa loves Tiktok.

You can't tell me otherwise.

So when he saw this Tiktok trend where you tell your lover that they look like their ex-lover, Oikawa was...interested.

And so, the poor boy did it.

"Hey, sexy."

"Not now, Tōhru."

Where your boyfriend whines about you two not having a theme song.

Also, excuse my weird taste of songs 🥴. Also, I leave the theme song up to your imagination.

"We should have a theme song."

You raised your eyes from your steak with Oikawa's statement. His eyes are in a glare. His hands clutching to his fork and knife like a grumbling child. His pout that he only sported when he's unamused or simply jealous is now in full display.

You raised a brow as you dropped your knife, "What for?"