@ohyka replied to your post “so eepy so bored someone talk to me abt pangzi”:
So what do you want to talk about first? Pangzi's tramp stamp tattoo ( he was young, drunk and lost a bet, shush)? Or maybe about how he has no tan lines, like ever, because every summer is an Ass out, Tits out time for him?
OHYKA AAAKAKGKDFGDF god pangzi with a tramp stamp you can't just say that to me.... also knowing how wu xie in yucun points out that pangzi's shirts are always a bit too short... you bet it's always on display... slut...
Also of course no tan lines!! He's just making sure Wu Xie has a nice view from his study! Wu Xie of course also keeps a close eye on the progress and makes sure Pangzi never gets tan lines when it can be prevented. Also it's important to prevent sunburn so both wu xie and xiaoge make sure pangzi never goes too long without reapplying. but don't you fucking DARE to put a drop on them, Pangzi! It's sticky and smells yucky, they do'nt want any of that!!
Or maybe something more wholesome, like that time he bought matching aprons for himself and Xiao Mei?
what if it's xiao mei who got them the aprons 🥺 he promised to teach her how to cook and of course they cannot do this without matching aprons! they already have cool matching jackets and shoes, it's unacceptable that they don't have matching aprons yet. father daughter matching aprons... pangzi cries a little bit...
