@ohsunshine: there's no way i'm leaving you alone for a minute. / from roman >:)
if his smile strains any tighter across his face, the whole gala is like to hear tendons snapping; and although the rest of his face is still projecting mildly bored yet politely entertained, the eyes that turn with agonizing slowness to bore into the side roman's skull read a different message just as clearly: i will fucking get you for this.
he knows how he'd normally handle roman, if they weren't in the middle of a ballroom packed with upper-crusties to whom the faintest whiff of open non-conformity would be as welcome and noticeable as a fart in a church â one thoroughly satisfying KICK TO THE BALLS, signed, sealed, and wholeheartedly delivered. unfortunately, on this particular turf, constantine is the one with his balls in a vice: caught out where he's not supposed to be, playing at someone he isn't, too deep into a long con to afford bailing out and burning all the bridges he had to build to get here. and now at the questionable mercy of the single smuggest little spoon-fed toerag he's ever had the misfortune to be on the wrong foot of at the most inconvenient bloody time.
having to actually play nice with these wankers instead of faking it should count as a karmic bloody injustice.
'really enjoying this, are you? just can't help bein' the living, whinging proof that money don't buy class.' doesn't, con job, doesn't; watch your enunciation.
he sips from his champagne flute so no one will see him scowl, pretending it doesn't taste like expensive vinegar; trades a brief, distracted appraisal with a woman dripping factory diamonds off the arm of her much-older date. then, exasperated, aims his rictus-smiling glare back at roman, the source of his burgeoning reflux. no fucking chance he's getting anything useful done like this, not with the ghost of christmas fuck you prancing after his heels, so there's no use trying to ignore it, either.
'unless this bottle service of yours includes holding my willy when i go to take a piss, squire, sod off. i'm busy.' it's weak even to his own ears, especially in the fangless sterility of his genteel cover accent; they both know constantine lacks the leverage to threaten the roy boy in any real way. he can't even SWEAR in here properly without risking unwanted attention.
petty, he pretends to flick lint off the shoulder of roman's suit, clipping him hard. 'go away. do one. shoo. wear a lampshade for the tabloids, hump some aspiring socialite's leg. don't you 'ave â have â anything better to do than piss me off?'