#ohsomean

☠ : Drinking/drunk headcanon

well boyd can’t get drunk obviously but sometimes lydia and stiles and danny and allison get together to have a wolf-free kickback and they all drink a few too many beers (except lydia who only drinks limearitas but those are like ridiculously strong anyway) and she comes home all slurry and giggly and red-faced and she’s a sentimental drunk so most of what she says is “i love you” and stuff like that and boyd just smiles and says he loves her back and she usually goes “i love you more” and he’s like okay you win and she’s pretty easy to take care of except she always always fights when he suggests she take a shower and go to bed but once she does she passes out and everything’s all good.

☼ : Childhood headcanon

oh god okay so when they were all cute lil peanuts, boyd was even more softspoken and reserved but he always had a tiny little crush on lydia (as did everyone else) and whenever the class would go to recess he would stay back until everyone was out of the room and leave one of his hostess cupcakes on her desk that he saved from lunch because he knows she likes them

☯ : Genderbent headcanon

they wake up with all their parts in the wrong places and boyd kind of freaks out because shit he was barely used to his regular body and now he has boobs and curves and nails so he spends five minutes in front of the full-length mirror poking at himself and he tries to talk and his voice is now an entire octave higher and he just goes “shit.” lydia, however, just accepts her newfound external genetalia and extremely defined muscle structure and takes boyd’s clothes and puts them on and goes “how do i look?” all deep voiced and girl!boyd is now like what in the hell are these hormones doing aaand then they have really weird genderbent sex!!!!

⋆ : Sex headcanon 

oh lord jane why omg okay so the first time they ever have sex boyd is really apprehensive because although he isn’t a virgin he’s only had sex with one other person and she criticized everything she did and made fun of him for everything but then they do the damn thing and it’s really really intense but also the best thing either of them have ever experienced and that’s also when boyd realizes he loves her (◕‿◕✿)

☄ : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on)

omg i don’t think i have any au headcanons except future ones where they get married and move to san francisco so boyd can pursue his freelance photography/artistry careers and lydia owns a PR firm and can work from anywhere really and they have twin girls and are all around very happy and they go back to beacon hills every so often for ~pack stuff~ and all the kids play together on the spiral stairs that derek never uses 

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♤ :  Cooking headcanon

boyd cooks. 1. because he loves it and 2. because it’s the only thing lydia lets him do without putting up too much of a fight. and he’s also a pretty good cook which she didn’t know until their first date. plus she thinks he looks super sexy doing the fiery pan, towel over the shoulder, wiping sweat from his brow thing so she lets it happen.

☻ : Mood headcanon