#ohohooooooo

THE GOAT HAS REACHED THE SALT-MOUNTAINS OF DIAMOND FIVE! TONIGHT, WE SHALL FEAST!

I remember the salt back in Bronze and Silver. There’s a lot of it, but it’s disgusting. No suitable diat for a healthy goat. It’s like saying there’s a lot of edible things in a pile of kompost. Technically correct, but you still don’t want to eat it.

But now, NOW we have finally reached the source of high quality salt. May the common goats fight over their salt-rocks, I SHALL DRAW NOURISHMENT FROM THE TEARS OF MY ENEMIES!